bweh .

Maybe I should invest in a mug that says "no world-ending or intergalactic emergencies until I finish my coffee"...

Good morning, morning!

.... oh, uh. There's something blinking red on the lab monitors. That's no good.

It's.. it's still Sunday..

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Of course, go ahead! They're chocolate chip.

I don't have parents, but what I do have is some freshly baked cookies for whoever wants 'em.

Mmm? Is something wrong with that? I just thought it might be fun... I mean, you've cooked so much for me already, now I wanna make something for you, too.

I could say the same about you too, y'know.

But you already treat me all the time! How about I cook whatever you want for dinner instead, and we could do a trade?

You know, the beach that makes you old.

Just wait until we go to the beach that makes you old.

Well, it'd be a super long dream if you were!~

If you're okay with that, I don't really mind. I'll just make sure to wash my hands and the dishes after- oh, I can also handle cooking it too.

Yes, obviously? Hehe, you seemed so shocked. Did you think you were dreaming or something?

Well... I do like fish, but-.. what're you gonna eat, then?

What! I beg to differ after the other night— never mind.

Salmon? Sure, but.. aren't you allergic, or was that another seafood?

Hehe, I know, I know, I'm fully aware. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be, honestly.

Ooh, gotcha. Meal prep?

Hehehe, it was something I read in a book recently. It's supposed to be "sexy", hehe.

Hmm, are you planning to make egg salad?

@grrndoor.bsky.social

How's my untamed, wild nerd doing today~

"Truffle, soy sauce.. curry sauce.. hmm. I don't think we have any truffle sauce or extract, but I'll write this down to try maybe another time!"

Oh! What recipe do you recommend, then?

Sauces... usually people make it with mayo and mustard and some other ingredients, right?

"Cheddar.. alright, and I can add some of our tomatoes too. And for bread.. uh, people say you should toast them, usually..? Does that matter much?"

Let's see... I read that people recommend beef and pork for the patties, so I guess we should go with that? Mushrooms and caramelized onions would also be good.. but I'm a bit stumped on the kind of cheese to decide on.

Sure, sure! I haven't made any before, but surely it's pretty straight-forward, right? Just grilling the meat and assembling all the parts?

I should try making burgers sometime...

I wonder if I count as a robot... robotic? Robot-adjacent? Robot-like?

Really? Okay, good. I was gonna try making some...

Possibly dumb question, but how hard is it to make crepes?

Boner? I hardly know her! Wait, it's less funny if it makes sense...

I think you should be seeing a therapist in general..

I think I have a new question to ask my therapist this week...

I- I mean, um- oh, gosh. I hope he'll be okay-! What a thing to say...