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A ridgeback rolling in the grass
A ridgeback running from a much smaller dog in a dog park
This sweet silly hound brings me so much joy every day
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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I thought I knew this song, but I've never heard it like this
Iβm sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!
Highway cam in Kansas City showing cars driving through deep standing water on an elevated downtown highway
Yikes when even elevated highways are flooding
Just had to stop everything to go get the ingredients for a cucumber sandwich at the risk of dying (also bought $30 of random shit at Aldi)
NEWβI got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.
'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
Ocarina of Time and Mario Kart 64?!
Accidentally triggered my dad on a fire safety building design lecture so there goes my Sunday
Holy shit, what a finish! I'm crying!
Wout!!!
Maine. Seriously.
Andreaformaine.com. Sign up for one of my virtual town halls. Iβm more than happy to prove why Iβm the best person to take on Susan Collins.
Ken Burns style miniseries mockumentary on the Bell Riots
"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"
West Wing-esque United Federations of Planets show set in Paris.
Aggie is doing so much for my mental health right now. No energy for exercise, pretty constant discomfort, don't have two braincells to rub together to do my sedentary hobbies... But I have this sweet dog to put her heavy head on my leg while I scroll.
My silliest non professional NFL draft hot take is that I want Taylen Green to be drafted specifically to be the next Taysom Hill
There's a bird calling whose first two notes sound like my dryer finishing a cycle and I'm going to go crazy
Happy polio vaccine announcement anniversary. "There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?" remains one of the hardest remarks of all time. Kind of quote every child should be taught
Aggie is such a champion nap buddy. I never knew I needed that, but if I lay down for a nap I am guaranteed to attack a hound ready to snore
His monthly Kinsunla injection
Hey, @swordsjew.bsky.social I know we're late to the party but we just started reading Moby Dick and wanted to listen along to the podcast only to see that it's been taken down from hosting. Any chance there's an archive somewhere or that it's coming back up? Thank you!
Meme saying "1% of earnings a small price to pay if it annoys unbearable Kansan coworker"
Don't forget to vote yes on the earnings tax today, Kansas City!
I feel like this is maybe not the combination of traits we want in the guy running the biggest AI company in the world
I love H.S. Kim stealing bases
Tailypo!