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Posts by Chris Cox

If I ever see someone rushing through the city, carrying an implausible number of rolled-up blueprints, I'm going to be nice to them. Statistically, they're either going to become a superhero, a supervillain, or some other sort of main character. Whatever the case, blueprints seem to be the key.

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I really appreciate any help and ideas here. And while I'm happy to have awesome friends, I also know my friends have awesome friends- so please share this with them for reach. Thank you <3

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Can you juggle? Awesome, people love jugglers. Ever pursued a world record? So cool, let's record the attempt. Can you throw a football over them mountains like Uncle Rico? We'll take that too. Whatever you can do, please let me know and let's make something awesome together.

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Do you have a skill or talent that might keep viewers interested between fundraising appeals? Anything that would entertain the viewers would help us raise funds to help survivors escape and stay safe after they do.

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If it's successful, we'll raise urgently-needed funds for DV survivors, safe houses / shelters, and other life-saving operations. It's a great cause, which is why I'm here asking for help. It's important.

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Friends (and friends of friends), I need help. I'm hosting a fundraiser event for Operation Operation Safe Escape (the anti-domestic violence charity I run); it's a three hour telethon to be held on May 23rd, kind of in the style of Jerry Lewis but updated for modern attention spans.

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I just found out that Alucard is Dracula spelled backwards. Like, I just found this out yesterday, despite living this whole life and everything. And I only found it out because someone pointed out how obvious it was.

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ROBOT ROLL CALL.

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Restaurant sign, "2 Wild and Crabby Guys"

Restaurant sign, "2 Wild and Crabby Guys"

"Poor American foxes. Every time they want to have crab soup, they have to drive to the nearest market"

(if you get the reference, I hope your back is okay today)

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An ornate, brmeautiful live theater

An ornate, brmeautiful live theater

Post image A playbill showing the title, The Book of Mormon

A playbill showing the title, The Book of Mormon

Despite a lifelong love affair with Theatre, this is my first actual Broadway show. And this theater is gorgeous, I'm in love with this aesthetic

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My favorite gym exercise is minding my own business.

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I haven't been paying attention, did we ever figure out where Cotton Eye Joe came from?

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I have mixed feelings about whoever slipped the weekly world news into his press briefings. I know he doesn't read the articles, but clearly the headlines are enough for the guy.

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I'm sorry for yours, and the community's, loss.

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Today I learned that the People's Temple cult (led by Jim Jones) actually drank grape Flavor Aid, not Kool-aid as commonly believed.

I'm going to start saying "drank the Flavor Aid" to be historically accurate.

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Cat is good people, and it's a shitty situation. If you're in a position to help, please consider it

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I have a shot to achieve my lifelong goal. The one thing that's really mattered for the past several decades.

I get to try out to be a contributing reporter for the Weekly World News.

I've never been so excited and so nervous.

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During a @safeescape.org meeting, I reminded the team that we are not legally required to report immigration status for anyone we're helping. And we sure as hell don't do it voluntarily either.

One said, "didn't occur to me to ask, but I wouldn't anyway."

I'm sitting here, very proud of them.

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Nine inch nails performing on stage

Nine inch nails performing on stage

Trent Reznor, the man I am currently watching tear up the stage and electrify a crowd is 60 years old.

I got winded walking up the stairs to the venue.

I need to be more like Trent.

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The beagle from before, carrying the bone she selected

The beagle from before, carrying the bone she selected

Update: she has made a selection

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A beagle browsing bones at the pet store

A beagle browsing bones at the pet store

She's shopping

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Itchy, the proud wookie chieftain, watching porn in the living room using a futuristic device

Itchy, the proud wookie chieftain, watching porn in the living room using a futuristic device

We're at the scene where Chewbacca's father watches porn in the living room.

This is canon.

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Luke Skywalker (played by Mark Hamill) and R2D2 (played by R2D2) in the Star Wars Holiday Special

Luke Skywalker (played by Mark Hamill) and R2D2 (played by R2D2) in the Star Wars Holiday Special

Thanks for being part of my family's long-standing family tradition! It's not Christmas until Chewie [spoiler] makes it home for life day!

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My son just blew my mind. He pointed out that this was the only main character that had immediate family left. The lack of subtitles was a... Choice. But maybe choksing Chewbacca's family was the one that made the most sense at the time?

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Scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special

Scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special

It's time. Not all traditions are easy.

Merry Christmas!

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Fun fact: Peter Mahew spoke his lines in English; they dubbed in the wookie language in post production.

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An adorable beagle wearing an Ohio State bandana

An adorable beagle wearing an Ohio State bandana

Maple says O-H!

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Google Ai explaining that the easiest tools to pick a lock with are bobby pins and paper clips

Google Ai explaining that the easiest tools to pick a lock with are bobby pins and paper clips

I was looking for a gift for a young locksporter and... I guess I was way off.

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Zoidberg: It's giving Tuesday? Why not Operation Safe Escape?

Zoidberg: It's giving Tuesday? Why not Operation Safe Escape?

Operation Safe Escape has an important mission- to help survivors of abuse and trafficking escape and stay safe. But we can't do it alone. This Giving Tuesday, be the hero someone need right now. 100% of donations support survivor safety.

safeescape.org/help/donate/

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"free viral ice cream" with a picture of something that I guess is ice cream.

"free viral ice cream" with a picture of something that I guess is ice cream.

Okay, but did they have to phrase it that way?

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