does anybody watch from? am i still the only one? it’s so wildly fucked up. and the new season just started so i’m back on my bullshit. if anybody wants to join me.

took too many pills trying to relax my muscles and I’m stupid but my muscles still aren’t relaxed

night manager / white lotus crossover is this anything

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

he has clearly seen some shit

A grey squirrel looking menacing on top of a wooden fence

this guy did not trust me at all

yay, fraudulent charges

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes. thank you

it’s amazing. the way it flails its way to destruction is too relatable

when i do this my husband rolls his eyes but when this metal mf does it three people come running with a stretcher?!

100% I should’ve known better she is a perfect angel

Thekla screaming about dumb bitches in front of those beautiful little children was fantastic

possibly concussed by the dog womp womp

don’t listen to them. thanks to you & thekla my home is now a place where “shitting in the shower” is a very popular response to all kinds of questions and situations. i love that for all of us

if the pressure goes below 29.7inHg u can find me on the ground

what a special day!!!

I miss tower records

look everyone! someone who *isn’t* me talking about Mortiis!!

also suddenly we want higher TEEN birth rates? these ugly hypocrites are stupid AND exhausting.

i need these people to understand they are the reason for abortions. they are the reason so many people are actively planning not to procreate. they are also the reason nobody’s fucking (because their existence is gross). if they really cared about birth rates they’d go the fuck away.

actually i cannot imagine it

I think it’s satanic that the iPhone autocorrects brand names to capital letters

The thing is I didn’t eat for days before both of those so I don’t know what they were looking at or what they biopsied bc I think they were only looking for barrets esophagus

this tornado has piss mogged me.

i am in my tornado safe space (i hope)

so now I just avoid eye contact (so does she since she saw my last name and BRONX, NYC tote bag)

at some point I have to go into the pick n save where the lady complained to me about her stepdaughter and while enumerating the things about her that were trouble she went “and of Course…the black boyfriend!” i was like oh man oh no goodbye

my car has heated seats and my stiffness has spread from my hips all the way up to my shoulders so I’m just sitting here chillin w the heated seats bc my back is absolute trash

it’s so confusing bc they never did a lab test they told me my endoscopies were good and therefore I did not need a blood test bc that’s the gold standard. so like…wtf

*SO genetically different lmao