plot twist: the Easter Bunny is Filipino and has been saving this up for a century and change

Rob Manfred just claimed that fans like the extra runner in extra innings, but that’s not true. In a 2023 poll, MLB fans were divided on it, 38-39%. blogs.shu.edu/sportspoll/2...

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY’S DOG, POOCHIE IS EXCITED WHEN HE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW P2-POOCHIE RUNS AND GETS NANCY’S PIGGYBANK P3- POOCHIE SHOWS THE PIGGYBANK TO NANCY P4- NANCY ( CARRYING A COIN) AND POOCHIE RUN OUT THE FRONT DOOR, TO THE ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT HAS JUST PULLED UP TO THE CURB

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 25,1954

Hades looks shorter than I remember

My comment on the Lilian Bonsignore nonsense

here is my horse: www.lawdork.com

I will not rest until I learn which city Brennaman thinks is the f*g capital

Thank you for your attention to the posture of this matter

Tweet by Sam Bowman @sleepinyourhat If it thinks you're doing something egregiously immoral, for example, like faking data in a pharmaceutical trial, it will use command-line tools to contact the press, contact regulators, try to lock you out of the relevant systems, or all of the above.

welcome to the future, now your error-prone software can call the cops

(this is an Anthropic employee talking about Claude Opus 4)

Senator Warren remarks on GENIUS Act YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

I’m on the Senate floor right now urging my colleagues to vote no on the GENIUS Act.

There is no excuse for Congress to pass a crypto bill that will turbocharge Trump’s corruption and undermine national security, consumer protection, and our financial stability.

I feel like any reporting on the political charges against Rep. LaMonica McIver need to include the fact that Donald Trump pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionists that brutally attacked police.

To put a fine point on this, when Big Crypto spent $10m to beat Katie Porter in the primary and elect Adam Schiff, this is what they were buying.

“Since I’ve rearranged my whole identity to call most people unclean and filled with vampire blood, their hugs seem less sincere. Separately, I have discovered the vampire-blooded have a new disease called Soft Hug Disease.”

Sufjan Stevens voice:

Likely place for squares to be

Springtime by Imani Coppola obviously

Good on them.

Thermostat goes brrrrr

Do you live in the district?

huh weird!

The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

this week I:
*traveled in a private jet
*visited mcgrath, alaska
*was paid biweekly by leprechauns
*somewhat agree
*wrote a survey attention check

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

The VP of the US responding to a journalist. What a great role model for our kids.

The ketamine helps

Isn’t he also a child of Ann Arbor