“Nothing’s wrong with me.”

—Fucked person

Hey Virginia:

Vote.

Kurt Cobain was murdered.

An old furry white and grey cat in a kerchief.

Spotted: Handsome Frank in a kerchief. Certified sweetie ™️. #cats #handsomefrank

New band photo just dropped.

I gif-ed my bees. Please say hallo to them. They are Certified Sweeties ™️. #urbanbeekeeping #bees #beekeeping

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Two is for sure the right number. You release the first one, then you add the second one, so you effectively have an A-side and a B-side (like @davelaw.bsky.social alluded to) and then you hit ‘em with the album.

A toad in some leaf litter.

QUICK SPOT THE TOAD.

The Leafs 2025/26 season is over

Me deleting LinkedIn seven years after someone told me that it would be “really helpful for my career.”

Elliott holding up a sassafras leaf with five lobes.

I found a magical five-lobed sassafras leaf. Everything is gonna be okay, everybody. #sassafras #hiking #outdoors

Elliott handling a black rat snake on a hiking path in central Virginia.

Anyways, here’s a snake I saw. #rva #blackratsnake #hiking

Punch them in the butt.

If the Leafs win tonight, I will drive to the sea and throw in all the craven idols I’ve been praying to. I will renounce sport. I will become a hermit. I will study ancient texts and never think of this godforsaken team ever again. Absolute must lose game.

Go Leafs go. 👎🏻

Good god.

I know that as a society we have more or less moved on from this because we have bigger fish to fry, so to speak, but:
Cybertrucks are stupid and if you have one you are a loser.

Amazing research and update.

Queequeg is licking my nose at the end of the World. (Certified Sweetie ™️). #cat #queequeg

Me too creature, me too.

Miró & Queequeg are eminently GIF-able. #cats

Handsome Frank, an old white & tabby cat.

There was a moment last night where I thought Handsome Frank had stopped breathing and I had a force ten panic. He’s fine, just old and a very heavy sleeper.

Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen.

We’re sending a Canadian to the moon, motherfuckers! 🌖🇨🇦 #artemis www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronau...

Sendynge a Canadian to þe moone! 🌖🇨🇦

32-30-13
Leafs win the “Fuck Radko Gudas” Bowl.
#LeafsForever

My buddy just texted me, “Berube might fight Gudas tonight.” #LeafsForever

See ya, Brad.