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I wonder what you get if you order sandwiches...

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Hell yehhhh

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I'm not surprised, the lads at NASA probably saw all the times you had to lift cars on the big zoom scope satellite

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I was on the Artemis II mission but they kept me out of the press.

It was my job to be strapped to the bottom of the rocket and push it into space. They had me done up to look like a booster. I landed in the Atlantic and just swam back home. It was cool.

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G'day, it's me, Ben Mendelsohn

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Imagine your name was Bob Enweave but you were only good at ducking and diving.

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That Evil Joffo guy seems like a right gent

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Natalie Portman making up an imaginary boyfriend voice: Tanguy Destable

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Ah I see now, that figure is just site traffic in general. That whole "sleep" video category is basically a catalog of crimes. ugh.

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62 million?! Fucking hell

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Already way ahead of you Reese! What have I learnt so far? That trying to create art with AI is dogshit.

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I wonder if you could write songs that go "SEFFY ROFF" in there?? ๐Ÿค”

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For some reason, all week, the internet has heavily insisted that I know that this exists

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What the fuck is that supposed to be?

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For some reason, all week, the internet has heavily insisted that I know that this exists

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Put it on repeat for 3 hours, did you?

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Vibes ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Wow, 30+ notifications!!! Oh it's just all the old ones again because bluesky shat it.

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Might get into cuckcolding.

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Tremors, when I was 7. One Saturday morning I was over the neighbours house, as I was friends with their son ( a year older than me) who had it on video somehow. He put it on for only about 5 mins total, but I saw the jackhammer bit & Changs death. Had precisely 1 nightmare but I always remember it

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The Plot In You - Silence (MAPHRA Vocal Cover)
The Plot In You - Silence (MAPHRA Vocal Cover) YouTube video by MAPHRA

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youtu.be/M1IZdScIFew?...

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Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18

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Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

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I bet he does

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Chance'd be a fine thing

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Been trying to sleep since 1, but I've spent the whole time self analysing. So I'm still awake, but also now quite depressed.

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I live my life by this mantra

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Conceptually bereft.

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lower emissions than getting them delivered

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Couldn't agree more

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