Oh no! What did I miss?

Clerks

Found Alito's favorite mug

Would buy. Probably at least half a dozen

That is what they did. But once they knew that I knew, discussions changed.

Unringing bells. Toothpaste back. All that

I have heard exactly one person in my entire life use that phrase, and it was, guess who, Andy Beshear

Once, I had a case where defendants hired an expert who wrote a formal report that my client was completely right and they had no defense. They, as is a defendant's right, decided not to use that expert.

But, the report got thrown away. Then someone found it, and mailed it to me. 😲

Shred stuff.

I know! It's incredible!!

Bless and protect the brilliant researchers.

This is overwhelming news. A miracle.

Apparently, there's a button for "this bitch looks super old and tired, just let her have the cheap beer" 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today I discovered I'm "too old to get carded at Costco" old

I'm going to be curmudgeonly. This is what lawyers write all the time requesting to push back deadlines. And it means anytime from there a lot of money on the table to we're deciding to probably drop this lawsuit.

Ok, well then at the very least, I wish that her coffee is always weak and her diet coke always flat

Remember, if nothing else, they have to work for Janine, so that's some karma

This is horrible awful news. Absolutely fuck cancer.

I remember that example so well. There's one set of ethics, he taught us. Our legal ethics aren't an expose to abandon our ethics, but we have to know the way to use everything

I want to know what he did to piss off his friend.

Customer service at shitty jobs improves as people become more desperate to stay employed.

ActBlue donors can request refunds if they donated to Swalwell’s campaign.

Pass it on.

I spent all day yesterday analysing the stories of the *50* people I represent who were seriously assaulted at just one US women's federal prison. Both male and female guards perpetrated the assaults.

European courts still say it's fine to extradite folks to be incarcerated in those prisons.

But Bill Kristol??

bsky.app/profile/bill...

A Jew will not be President in my lifetime. And I'm betting not in my kids' either.

That bag is beautiful! I am the Rachel "I'm not jealous" meme right now

People should just admit they are afraid of good food

Testimony is evidence. Testimony is evidence. Testimony is evidence.

(Seems like some people need this reminder)

No idea if it's still there, but 30 years ago there was a tourist attraction in the Sea of Galilee with a clear plastic pier about 2 inches under the water level so you could take your picture walking on the water. I was gobsmacked. But there were definitely. Christians paying to do it.

Yes, I'm horrified, and this is so not the main point. But no guy who grew up in the Galilee and worked with his hands before sunscreen and laser peels has skin that looked that good in his 30s

Lots of hyaluronic acid

Alas, I'm home today lawyering

Breaking:

The coffee does not brew if you forget to push the on button.