I'm getting better at not giggling every time they talk about 'the balls' but the commentator just said "He's much better these days when he switches hands," and I -

#TheSnooker

Roy, Keeley and Jamie sharing a bottle of champagne and all looking flirty and delighted at each other.

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.

Is this a 'wake up in their body' kind of situation because I'll need your phone password, location of your toaster, etc.

It am so excited about what looks like an upcoming Higgins v O'Sullivan match. Their styles are so different - I feel like if Higgins ponders and considers his shots for long enough, Ronnie might just spontaneously combust out of frustration.

Spouse reminded me that the guy would have been playing for the last ~month or so just to get to this point, which is even more impressive.

YES
YES IT DOES

What's the main thesis? What are you going to be looking at?

I am SO EXCITED

Every time: 'Rejection sensitive dysp- oh, right, right.'

yess 😭 please let them all kiss tenderly and then urgently

You know how when you used to type a word into a search bar in double quotation marks, and then press enter, it would actually provide you with results for that word? I really miss that.

'"Kuwait"'? Also providing responses for 'cool wait', 'cool whip', 'car whip', 'queue wait', 'kawaii'! ✨

For a brief flicker I really thought Roy, Keeley and Jamie would be a throuple. (Just rewatching #TedLasso in my lunchbreak.) I know that's what AO3 is for, but they all love each other SO much. Literally posters on his bedroom wall!

Join us! We're all very tired!

Nature can be very cruel.

To be clear, it wasn't the lack of a queer storyline (because that will obviously never happen): it was the idea that Steve. Rogers. would shrug off his responsibilities, go, "nah, I'm done!" and get the married-and-children ending. Are you insane?

(Jk, my enthusiasm for the MCU died on that day and literally cannot return. Even if they promise that in the next film he and Bucky will bang it out onscreen, I'd still be like, "ugh, I *guess* I'll watch.")

Fixing that bullshit they did to my boy Steve Rogers?

I've missed a lot of snooker news about Judd due to similar reasons.

I appreciate the euphemistic way the commentator just went: "Meanwhile, Kyren's giving himself a bit of a telling off..."

We cut away from Kyren very clearly muttering "That was fucking shit!"

Oh lord, could they all stop doing weird things with their tongues.

I don't ever want to see people's tongues. #TheSnooker

It's a sign of how this game skews that a couple of years ago I was thinking of Kyren Wilson as 'quite young, really'. Now he's up against a 19 year old who, btw, is exceptional. I'm gutted that I had to miss most of this game due to being gainfully employed. #TheSnooker

Unfortunately not.

Oof, fucking hell.

RUNES

I had a pendant with a rune carved into it 'for protection' which I wore obsessively from about age 9-13. But sure, that diagnosis came out of nowhere.

OH MY GOD 😂😂 this is the best day ever at the gym

THERE WAS A SPOON IN THE LID

🙌

Brief attempt at a pen as a spoon, then finger, looked at the ruler on the desk and appeared to discount it... eventually just tipped it into his open mouth like a seagull. All over the sides and down his top.

Well, I hope that guy doesn't have cause to cunilling any time soon.

There's a guy in the gym with a yoghurt and no spoon, and I got to watch the exact moment he realised. (Plus the successive ten minutes trying to figure out how to eat it.) It was like live Taskmaster.