Worried Burkina Faso have stumbled on the only narrative to really leave Mozambique humiliated: being absolutely crap and somehow still winning

We will avenge another undeserved Leo loss whether in this life or the next. #OBAANATION

Logging back on for the #PTASweep

New gym playlist just dropped

My Number

How do you explain the feeling of this dropping in the club to a Gen Z open.spotify.com/track/04caEZ...

Wedding inspo

Jean Valjean Robert Palmer be like “Might as well face it, you’re addicted to loaf”

No?

When are we going to have a serious discussion about Martin Clunes outmogging everyone in the first act of Wuthering Heights

Taking this to my hair and makeup trial

Is it too late to go for this look for my wedding? Already spent thousands of pounds on everything a full year ago btw.

I’m Steffan Blayney

Andy:

I feel like John Cusack should’ve been in The Moment @charlixcx

Was begging for the @sr133.bsky.social stamp of approval here and we got it guys. We got it

Might take nephews to the cinema tomorrow

Is anyone still here?

Emerald Fennell is Miranda Hart’s Wario (complimentary)

[After listening to Where the Hood At with my gay friend] Ah well at least he said you were a thug, mate!

Paul Tommy Robinson

Paul “Thomas” Anderson

Garand Thumb

Trump reputation era Trump cancelled TrumpIsOverParty Trumpgate Trump Regina George in sheep’s clothing

Trump… he’s running

Something in the middle.

Checking Bluesky after several months and seeing that some of my Twitter pals are posting regularly

Watched this like I was watching the news

My mum occasionally does this for church weddings in our village. Like she’ll go and stand outside to watch

And then this

Here’s the top of my Reddit homepage today