Imagine you meet the love of your life & they go “the call me maybe girl?”

I played a mono black vampire edh deck w Anowon the ruin sage as my commander (makes your opponent sac a non vamp every turn) and then used swords for invuln from each color

zohran mamdani promises to FILL ALL HOLES following pothole initiative with dot

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NO YOU! 😤

GodDAMN!

cock cage with two-factor authentication on the lock

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

Another offering for the gays of bluesky to validate me

I still don't really know what traitors is and at this point I don't care to know

GodDAMN boy! 😮‍💨

The ideal man

Good lord 😍

Let’s fucking gooooo!!!! This was my shit when I was a kid

Please continue

I love file name extensions for pictures like png, jpeg, mpreg, etc 💕

Good LORDT

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

Happy Anita Bryant died day!

Who up playing with their will to live?

nothing more romantic than balls on your face.

Putting the cutie in patootie 🥰

The Zyra though!? 🔥

I’ve finally done it! After a year of watching I have finally finished all 325 episodes of Criminal Minds!! I’ll die on a cross in the name of Penelope Garcia.

Bring back advent calendars!!!! Santa’s little BattlePass

Fucking CHRIST 😮‍💨

Just had my first spam bot follow me! It’s finally starting to feel like home!

Who’s your favorite from each type?

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