Also this.

I for the life of me cannot understand how this “alternative way” of computing percentages is still happening. It’s wrong. Doesn’t make sense. For fuck sakes.

I’m mostly hearing the curb your enthusiasm theme song

It is. I got it as part of an ongoing midlife crisis

Did better on the wave rider 2 years later…until the end. I now need a backiotomy

Doug Ford

And I’m sure he’ll get a good price for it now that people know he’s desperate to sell.

Nothing makes a vacation more fun than a throbbing sunburn that lasts 4 days.

Always surprised by the number of people at all-inclusive resorts that will let their skin get absolutely torched by the sun. Not that hard to put some sunscreen on.

Except you constantly have to give it permission to do things. Or are you living on the edge with dangerously skip permissions?

If this is true, I have a negative probability of getting cancer

But it was posted to Trump’s truth social account, so who doctored it?

I see we’re back with the conservative strategy of trying to discredit expertise with basically nothing to back it up. Anyone who thinks that Scheer knows more about economics than Carney is a moron.

Is there a term for the opposite of looksmaxxing? Because I think that’s what I’m doing

Ah yes, there’s no one more poorly educated in economics than Carney with his *checks notes* PhD in economics from Oxford and many years of experience leading central banks.

Just when you thought it wasn’t possible for Trump to fail any harder, here we are

Palestinian man who donated a kidney in 2023 may be ineligible for refugee claim Mohammed Al Hindi is a Palestinian refugee claimant whose application is now at risk because of Ottawa’s new border law, C-12.

I’m all about following the rules, but this seems like a prime example of a situation where you’d want to make an exception and allow the guy to stay

Make it makes sense

Iran was publicly mocking Trump in the lead up to the deadline

Iran 10-point plan says U.S. must accept uranium enrichment, lift all sanctions Tehran said Wednesday its 10-point plan for securing an end to the war with the United States would require Washington to accept its uranium enrichment program and the lifting of all sanctions.

Impossible to see this as anything other than a complete fail by Trump

Really dragging this morning. The SNOW is not helping

Also no one asking him if he’s fucked in the head

I think we all want to believe this in our hearts, but we know it’s not true

Somehow this is real. May god have mercy on us all.

How is brisket $10/pound? Feels like it should be half that

As we know from Covid times, Kevin Hassett is a master of forecasting

I don’t understand how it’s even possible to make that many mistakes when making deviled eggs

Costco the night before Good Friday was a HUGE mistake

Thousands of SUVs recalled in Canada, with Hyundai warning seatbelts may not actually be buckled Hyundai is warning drivers of thousands of vehicles in Canada of a potential safety issue with a popular SUV model.

Seems bad

congratulations to trump and bibi for starting a war and immediately making the iranian regime the strongest and richest it has been in its entire history

incredible, world-historic geopolitical fuckup