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Posts by HeavyMetalMonkey

Curves are amazing, eat the cake πŸ–€

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February 2025: Not moving house, flu & pig stacking February just shot past, it never even took its shoes off. What happened? Well I had flu, so that was a bit shit to be honest.

February is a short, shitty, cold month, and thank god it's over frankly. No need. Here's what I got up to: www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/february-202...

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Really wanted to go, but couldn't arrange getting back home afterwards πŸ™

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Hopefully you get a break and a proper home cooked meal soon!

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On #WorldPangolinDay lets all take a moment please to raise our voices for the world's most trafficked mammal. Like rhino horn, pangolin scales are used in hocus pocus medicine in Asia and these elusive creatures are being driven into #extinction for nothing other than false myths.

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Baking bread and bringing you tea and biscuits in bed. Gonna be a big bombshell coming soon! πŸ˜†

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I've had a blue badge for a number of years, for those that know me I have EDS type 3 its a degenerative condition it doesn't get any better, it causes excessive pain, frequent joint dislocations/subluxations amongst other shit. My BB was up for renewal (expires 14th)....

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Still saying having issues on my phone app

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Trivium, Bullet for my Valentine and Orbit Culture in Birmingham tonight! Can't wait!!! #metalsky 😁

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How does he feel about being referred to as "stuff"?πŸ˜†

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Me trying to open up to somebody…

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Finishing work at 10pm on a Friday sucks. Knowing you have work again at 8.30am on Saturday is utterly shit!

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Friends cute dog Grace πŸ–€

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The most attractive thing a dating profile can have is doesn't have kids and doesn't want kids. Leaving it blank just means they are ashamed of their kids.

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Congrats!

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As a raider fan, definitely but I'm not holding my breath!

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Looking amazing!!! πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

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What a complete twat he is! Well done for getting out early πŸ–€

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SmΓ©agol getting angry at DΓ©agol for not wanting to watch the LOTR extended editions and then swiftly killing him.

SmΓ©agol getting angry at DΓ©agol for not wanting to watch the LOTR extended editions and then swiftly killing him.

LOTR extended editions are the way.

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Izzy needs cuddles and head scratches and that's obviously more important than reading!

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Not every free weekend needs extravagant outings and adventures. I'm just gonna be watching American football playoffs.

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Duvet days, takeaways, films and wanking? 🀣

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Idiots of Facebook: The ultimate collection of malapropisms, misspellings and mad bastards I’ve been collecting these screenshots for some time. Ever since I published this post about malapropisms, the good people of Facebook have been spotting examples in the wild and sending them to me an...

I did a new blog post! It's mainly pictures to be fair.

www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/idiots-of-fa...

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Can you pick these bits up from the shop please?

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Head starts itching just at the thought! 😫

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Lord of the rings, trump joke

Lord of the rings, trump joke

Now who did this 😁

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Will be all clear again and back to normal in a couple of weeks.

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I missed every single one of your podcast episodes and it was on purpose

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I'd do it just to sleep through winter, the weight loss is just an added bonus

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