Assuming you live in the USA ofc. My bad if I made the assumption in error.

UBI and capitalism as practiced in America are 100% incompatible.

Note: this is NOT a defense of American capitalism.

Yes. Yes it is.
I have standing orders that upon my death, my bones are to be made into an end-table for my family.

Oh man. This better be straight up horror. I’m in.

My #shame is this:
I LOVE to #sing. I do it all the time, but never ever where anyone can hear me. Ever.

Because I am - despite doing it for years, nay, decades - INCREDIBLY bad at it.

And it’s on all of us for making them feel abandoned and shut out.

We need their fire.
We need their connection to the land.
We have a shit ton to offer each other.

Also, couchfucker is NOT and NEVER WAS a Redneck.

I think it’s time all us on the woke coasts stop mocking rednecks in general and the entire Appalachian area in specific.

They’re not a monobloc.
They’re not all idiots.
And we need them.

It’s not them that are a problem (there are some, sure) - it’s the lizardfuckers who have the money.

I will say this though:
The Asshole has proven two things -
1) Iran doesn’t scare easy
2) The Asshole definitely does.

I will take tacos over nuclear hellfire any day.

An we make it rhyme with “noice”?

A big mahogany “Oakland Special” dog laying on his back on some grass. He’s very cute.

That same big mahogany dog, a bit closer up. His eyes seem to be suspiciously blank.

Same dog. Extreme close up. Eyes devoid of thought. No thoughts. Only dog. Only grass. Dog. Grass. Doggrass.

NO BRAINS.
ONLY DOG.

The president of the United States is a:
• idiot
• pedophile
• thief
• liar
• bigot
• adulterer
• narcissist
• buffoon
• felon
• habitual-pants-shitter
• misogynist
• rapist
• con man
• coward
• ignoramus
• illiterate
• fool

Did I miss any?

To be clear: I fucking HATE trump and his whole administration. This isn’t up for debate.

But it does kinda bake my noodle that it feels as if the general vibe is that we’re all going to have to beat him, specifically, in 2028. Like, the unspoken feeling is he’s gonna try and run again.

That’s 🤪

Oh VERY cool. But chickens can’t type.

Yarp. I soak for a day, then move on to the other goodness.

I have been there FAR more times than I care to admit.

But, y’know, hummus.

Toulouse Poultrec?

Who?

Douglas Ramsey (NOT Revelation, just to be clear)

Or

Warlock

Both of the super dorks, and both of them RIDICULOUSLY underappreciated. Cypher in particular? His mutant ability is INSANELY cool.

Ah yes. The Naked-Tail Trash Cat.
I hear they molt children.

Apparently Ginger and the neighbor kids have agreed to shared custody.

Of who, you or Ginger, is still being sorted out.

Oh no. It’s your cat. Now.

Gail, every day you make me smile. That is AMAZING.

I had a #dream where I was about to embark on a dangerous astral dream journey. My mentor/guide said to be careful b/c if I died in the dream I could die in reality & then I woke up & it was #Monday & I’m SO #CONFUSED (and kinda worried).

Those look AMAZING. DAMN.

These two #cats? These two ABSOLUTE #GOOBER UNITS?
I just thought that, despite the trend we’re seeing on BSky, y’all would enjoy knowing that they are 100% NOT #dead. Nope, very much alive, and criming.

MC(hicken) Escher.

If you don’t say it, it’s just “squeezed bean juice”.

Oh look. A Transformer.

Things you probably #shouldn’t tell your #therapist:

“It’s fine. If I was really going to kill myself, I sure as hell wouldn’t tell anyone.”

“Back in our day, all we had to worry about was getting nuked…”

“No more meds pls, I don’t want to get any more numb than I am, and I’m pretty numbed out..”