Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Disappointed the museum didn’t use better anti-reflective/anti-glare glass for the Alphonse Mucha exhibition.

Alt text is partially incorrect: Paraguay, not Portugal

Two framed match-worn Izzy Rodriguez USWNT jerseys: her inaugural match (2025 home jersey vs. Ireland) and a 2026 away jersey (vs. Portugal.)

I stg Mike

Precisely why he’s gotta do it for them instead of them doing it themselves

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Royals need George Brett to return to the Bellagio and shit his pants again.

Press release announcing a press conference from Acting AG Todd Blanche and Kash Patel tonight at 5:30et. Text as follows: WASHINGTON -- This evening, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and FBI Director Kash Patel will hold a press conference at Main Justice. WHEN: Tuesday, April 21 at 5:30 PM ET WHERE: U.S. Department of Justice 7th Floor Briefing Room 950 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, D.C. 20530 A livestream will be available at justice gov/live

Unrelated, but there’s this. Who can even keep up?

Saw someone’s post saying where they’d like to be kissed and I like the idea:
• midday in the Serengeti as a gentle rain falls
• midmorning under trees growing atop temple Ta Prohm
• sunset overlooking Lisbon and bay atop Castelo Sao Jorge
• sunrise atop Diamond Head
• nighttime atop Victoria Peak

Why do I always find myself searching art auctions in bed the night after visiting the art museum? 😔

A red 20-sided die with only 1 and 20 on the sides.

This is one you need, though… 😈

www.maptap.gg April 18
96🏅 99🎯 84😁 93🏆 95🏅
Final score: 927

“Surely Benin City, Nigeria is on the border with the country of Benin.” - Me, an idiot who lives in Kansas City, a city in Missouri on the border with Kansas

Women’s rugby, Canada vs. New Zealand. A throw in for a lineout lift.

What up, rugby

I know there’s magic math at hand, but KC Current have not filled all seats all games this season despite what they report.

No fresh produce? Scurvy making a comeback, I see

Oh is it the guy at the baseball game? I think I saw it

Wait, there’s a vid? 👀

You’re supposed to use the straw to hollow out the chili dog so you can then use the chili dog as a straw for your beer, duh

Trump on DoorDash grandma Sharon Simmons's delivery to the White House: "To be honest, it was a little tacky"

Exactly one year ago today:

Definitely has me doing calisthenics in the kitchen 😅

Homemade thin crust pizza with sliced margherita pepperoni, fresh yellow onion slivers, fresh jalapeño slices, and pickled red onion slivers. Crust is brushed with olive oil and peppered with smoky honey habanero seasoning blend before cooking.

Homemade thin crust pizza with sliced margherita pepperoni, fresh yellow onion slivers, fresh jalapeño slices, and pickled onions.

😚👌

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www.maptap.gg April 15
98🎯 100🎯 98🎯 93🏆 95🏅
Final score: 958

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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