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‘Enough Of War,’ Pope Leo XIV Says In Latest Condemnation Of U.S.-Iran Conflict The first American leader of the Catholic Church has fiercely criticized the war in Iran, deepening tensions between the United States and the Vatican.

The first American leader of the Catholic Church has fiercely criticized the war in Iran, deepening tensions between the United States and the Vatican.

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Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

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Hey Pepe!
Anybody left in your shrinking caucus these days?

Follow the money. It’s not about patriotism, ideology, or religion. Someone always profits from misery. Where does the buck stop?

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Where’s the beef?

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We all win in a country committed to equality, diversity, fair play and friendly competition.

We agree with your sentiments. Kash Paywall is a discredit to the office.

Congratulations to Team USA for a huge victory in the Gold Medal Hockey Game. Now it’s time for all North Americans (our Mexican friends included) to join forces and defeat tyranny, fascism, and oppression. If you’re still committed to truth, justice, and the American Way, we are on your side. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇲🇽

The world’s two greatest hockey nations 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 are competing for a gold medal today. The spirit of the Olympic Games speaks to the best aspects of humanity. We will proudly rejoin our American friends in our mutual fight for freedom and democracy after the game by going “Elbows Up” to defeat fascism!

Pepe’s divisive rhetoric has been diffused by the quiet and decisive leadership of a better man. Step down Poilievre. Your squeaky nasal intonations of doom are waiting in your personal echo chamber. And another thing: the Cheeto won’t save your Maple MAGA posterior as his Kangaroo Court has awoken.

Dear America.
Please leave the rest of us alone while you clean up your own house. Civil War is a bad look upon you and you can’t hide from the truth.
Respectfully,
Your fellow humans.

Dear Americans,
We are respectfully staying as far away as we can from your divided country until the current state of affairs plaguing your fragile democracy is brought to a peaceful resolution. Until then, we will travel elsewhere and do business with the rest of the world. Sincerely, Canada. 🇨🇦

We need to hit Cheeto exactly where it hurts: in his ego and the coffers padded by graft and corruption. It’s time for the soccer folks to take the ball and go elsewhere. We excluded Russia from many international sporting events. The orange menace has earned the same fate for his transgressions.

The world needs more Canada. 🇨🇦 We can realign the world and collectively defeat fascism. It’s been done before.

Please join us in building a kinder, gentler, interconnected world that is designed by all of us for everyone to live sustainably and harmoniously in peace for our collective benefits.

The world needs more Canada.🇨🇦 Never 51

“God damn them all.”