Long haired white grey cat sitting on basement stairs covered with speckled purple industrial carpet

#caturday

A drunk former fox news host refused to promote two Black and two female officers because a convicted felon and 5x draft dodger does not want to stand next to a Black woman at military events.

Think about that for a second.

The idea of even one of my taxpayer pennies going toward Michael Flynn living in luxury is...

Wow. And, feels super weird not to be rooting for your own country 😈

One of the things about being old is that I remember so many shitty things I've done. One day sitting outside with my HIV positive friend and my small child. It was crazy hot and the mosquitoes were aggressive. I was paranoid, afraid my child would be harmed. I lost friends forever out of ignorance.

Boner bears - just be glad they are still people working at the FDA!

Depeche Mode, always uplifting

I'm becoming convinced the problem is not just the disruptive chemicals we allow into our food supply but rather that humans are like goldfish, expanding to the size of our surroundings.

Everything is bigger in America which explains why most of us slim down after any time in small European spaces.

Why frame this like... MGT calls him a hero? Her rehabilitation tour is working on the international press?

Most Americans can't wait for Marjorie 3 toes to disappear from public life forever she's irredeemable.

US sane people will only refer to MGT as the missing link between the Klan and Qanon.

Cat looking at the camera

So needy!

#caturday

All of us can only collectively hope this sort of public shaming will force him to figure out how to live a life while waiting for his trust funds.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

I feel like we can't dunk on the majority of Americans who are illiterate anymore or call it a gift

I don't like feeling violated with intrusive content about stuff I really don't care especially because you told me to care about it.

Remember don't be evil?
No?

That's obvious.

Never wonder aloud why everyone who knows anything about technology is actively trying to De-Google!

I don't want your stinking emails!

I don't want notifications from Google DESPITE the fact that I have notifications turned off!

Why are you sending me constant notifications about how I don't have notifications turned on?

I'm done Spring cleaning and home making now I'm turning back into tmy absolute hater persona while cleaning out my inbox. I got an email from Google Play. I pay Google a terabyte worth of dollars and these bastards are spamming me?

I go to unsubscribe and they send me to a survey. I reply:

This is a picture inside of a refrigerator featuring a Pyrex bowl turned upside down to display the hard boiled eggs inside it.

Taking a break from the absolute shitshow the world is to do some tradwife stuff.

Pro tip, men can't see things unless they are presented the way Pyrex intended. You're welcome

To put that in more positive and vaguely medical terms we need a laparoscopic removal of the entire infected feces impacted cecum 😁

I think knowing the history of all fascist playbooks is not fanfiction.
Internet joke incoming:
We'll see who's right at the camps

I think we need a sarcasm font because I can't tell if you're serious

OR people are observant and you're in denial?

Trash can grain alcohol nearly convinced me I could fly.

Nope. Or more generously - Not yet

Every AI generates lighter skin and typically more European features.
There's an algorithm justice league.

And then the ABC news media propaganda machine was like "the president is the president no matter where he is" eyes rolled so hard.

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Tshirt reading America Defeats America from the onion store website

Look at the Coons - Video YouTube video by KURBZLANG

youtu.be/5n2q8m2Dkc4?...

On reading this I must confess I didn't know I was a secret arsonist, sure, always knew I had a homicidal streak but my new urge to just light their shit on fire is just crazy strong.

It's so cool how we're all living in a frat house now, led by all the creepy misogynists bonding over lifting, drinking, and date 🍇 s