Crustaceans are the only animal with a built in doneness indicator for when you cook them.

I want them to know that I appreciate that.

We have Warcraft, Warhammer, and Minecraft, but inexplicably no Minehammer.

Texans accused in alleged $220M nationwide cattle fraud scheme Two Texas residents were a part of five people federally indicted for an alleged cattle purchase contract scheme worth around $220 million.

You know what kind of fraud we do in Texas? Beef fraud!

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

ICE is the militant wing of Palantir now

Insurgencies resist invasions, so....

Where consequences?

Somehow, Texas is keeping the power on.

If you're not old enough to have used the tele- prefix before phone, we can't be friends.

The UK government is backing AI scientists that can run their own experiments A competition calling for proposals shows just how fast the field is moving.

A number of startups and universities that are building AI scientists to design and run experiments in the lab, including robot biologists and chemists, have just won extra funding from the UK government agency that funds moonshot R&D.

Watching the rise and fall of these chucklefucks has been very satisfying. My condolences to their student

Recursive Language Models We study allowing large language models (LLMs) to process arbitrarily long prompts through the lens of inference-time scaling. We propose Recursive Language Models (RLMs), a general inference strategy...

What's the best way to expand the context window of a language models?

With more language models!

MIT just demonstrated a technique for chunking a model's context to allow those chunks to be processed independently (e.g. to find the needle) by other LM queries.

arxiv.org/abs/2512.24601

Who watched #TwentyEightYearsLater and decided that the Rustled Jimmies were something that anyone needed more of?

Overall good, but schizo satanic Teletubby ninja televangelist is a schtick so hacky that it might be the plot of the next Far Cry game.

Million dollar idea: a pre-pay restaurant for people who want to dine-and-dash without the ethical problem.

Pay, eat, we bring a bill, you book it out the door. We'll even send a line cook out to shake a cleaver as you disappear into the parking lot.

You know what? I'm just going to say it.

I'm talking about giallo. What were they doing, man?

Why do they even talk to him still? Every answer is a lie or an off-the-wall fantasy

What happened in Italy in the 70s that made their cinema just completely inscrutable?

But it's supposed to be my day to use the verification!

From user sherlock_hodles: Vibe coding financial products is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two lawyers, the police officers, a judge, and nearly met Maduro.

Dr. Doom and Deadpool should have a support group together.

#showerthoughts

Just to be clear, this is not "I disagree on the Internet" fascism. This is plain old, might- of-empire, brown shirt fascism.

“We live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,” he said. “These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.”

-Stephen Miller, 2026

This is textbook fascism. We all need to be very, very worried.

Everything is legal if nobody bothers to enforce the law.

Vibe reporting

It's got a smack of "...while Rome burns," to it.

You should keep your boat indoors. Free-range boats can be devastating for native bird populations.

A small white bowl containing cooked black-eyed peas garnished with pickle relish.

IYKYK

#NewYear

Don't bother taking out the trash. Just throw it away and get a new one.

Trump Tower investor on FBI ten most wanted fugitive list.

One of the first investors in Trump Tower is on the FBI's ten most wanted fugitive list.

How about some NYT reporting on that?

Disgusting. Austin is better than this.