Ghouls. Zombie Jesus Day/ Easter is upon us, so in the spirit of the season, please let me know on a scale of Easter lamb cake, how are you feeling today?

Ghouls. I have an important announcement. Please read carefully!

Took Kevin curling this weekend.

Ghouls.
I am heading to Akron for Akronomicon this Saturday! So if you're there, be sure to stop by my table and say hello!

It is this Saturday, Feb 7
48 E Bath Road
Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223

My author pal Damien Casey did a portrait of me as a sea monster. Reow! Slurp slurp!

Ghouls Here's the tentative event list. Go here for more details: dmguay.wordpress.com/events/

2025 was a year of really weird, alarming news! (not even counting the political stuff.)
So of course, I made a 2025 Doom Bingo card of REAL NEWS HEADLINES! We're gonna need to hire some etsy witches to break the curse before 2026.
Links to the news here:
dmguay.wordpress.com/2025/12/29/g...

All right, ghouls. The first round of Creepmas cards just hit the post office, so if you signed up for one (via Patreon or Monsters in your Inbox) keep an eye on those snail mail boxes starting next week!

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Happy Thankskill--uh--I mean. Thanksgiving for all who celebrate!
I am thankful for all of you ghouls. You're the best!

Ghouls, if you're near Springfield, IL this weekend, go see The Ex-Bombers! (They wrote the songs on the 24/7 Demon Mart 7-inch record)!!!!

You ghouls are the best. You made the Christmas Creeps from the Deep audiobook the number one hot new release in humorous sci fi on Audible today! THANK YOU!

My ghouls are the best ghouls!
Thank you so much for trying my new holiday horror comedy, Christmas Creeps from the Deep. We haven't officially risen to No. 1 Best Seller status--there's a romance book in the way! --But WE'RE NUMBER TWO in horror comedy. We're Taking the win!

Ghouls,
You're probably tired of hearing me talk about it, but it's finally HERE!
Christmas Creeps from the Deep is live on Amazon and in Kindle Unlimited today! And the paperback and audiobook are everywhere! (Except Audible. They're being slow, but it's coming, I promise.)

The audiobook edition of Christmas Creeps from the Deep is landing on more platforms every day!

Now available in audio via your local library--Overdrive and Hoopla--and on #barnesandnoble and #librofm !

#scifibooks #horrorbooks #christmashorror #booksofhorror

Christmas Creeps from the Deep (Holiday Sci-fi Horror Comedy) Audiobook Preview! #scifiaudiobook YouTube video by DM Guay's Horror Comedy Crypt

Ghouls. Here's an excerpt from the Christmas Creeps from the Deep Audiobook!
youtu.be/_OE-fgSuNmQ

Made my annual pilgrimage to see the giant pumpkins. Once again, bought my seeds so I could try to grow my own next year.

Trying out all the fun, new options for paperbacks.

I KNOW I said I wasn't doing any more events this year, but I just love my fellow nerds from the Ohio Horror Writers so much, that I couldn't say no.

So I'll be at Bite This By Annie, Columbus' Halloween Bakery, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. ish tomorrow selling and signing books.

I didn't mean to write a monster romance. It just happened.

Tag Team Tales of Terror with D.M. Guay YouTube video by Purgatory Media

If you want to hear me improve a silly story, watch this. Just pardon all my chins. I really didn't set up the camera at a good angle!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCf0...

"I sure didn't have 'humanoid fish monsters attack on Christmas' on my bingo card this year."

Hey kids! The Queen of Horror Comedy is back this holiday season w/ another creepy crawly creature feature! Check out her webpage for more!

@dmguay.bsky.social

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Ghouls. I am super busy in the book crypt, making sure the paper editions of Christmas Creeps from the Deep are extra fantastic, just for you.

(Yes. There may be a limited full color hardcover edition in the works!)

Just a heads up, ghouls. More details to come as we get closer. I'll let you know the audio dates as soon as I have them!

Huh. Is that why I found a "Spirit" sticker on my butt when I woke up this morning?

Ghouls. This is just a quick helpful guide for all of you who are noobs (or noobish. Noober? Whatevs.) to the series...

Ghouls.
Just hit send on the August Monsters in your Inbox! Six hours late is better than never. Check those emails!