look, I don't read that closely but congrats on purchasing Toronado, Eno!

one thing that upsets me way more than it should is having a cold when the weather is warm

"home of PAC-12 Texas State" was not lost on me, either. giving it that special Norm Touch

many are saying you are a Good Dude

hilariously pixelated photo of Spencer Hall beneath a message thanking me for my contribution to the Charity Bowl

hey my alma mater has no football (go gauchos!), but I have adopted, for better or worse, the team of my employer (go cougs!) and commemorate their last REAL apple cup win with a donation of $40.13. the death of the PAC was a tragedy, but we'll always have max borghi

Bilbo ring meme, asking why shouldn’t he add a shot of tequila to his Emergen-C

as a one-time not getter of hints, the possibility of misreading a remark in the wrong direction is so existentially horrifying to me that I make no apologies for my cluelessness

(and I got a little more literate with time.)

why indeed, sky

entering my Bartleby era, going scrivener mode, leaning into prefer-not-tomaxxing

it's funny how students can't get gen ed credit for sociology in Florida public universities because woke, and yet nobody talks about courses like this as "brainwashing"

lol Buxton and Ceddanne were supposed to be my SB anchors on one team

should be Dalton Shushing

no graham no

most beautiful place on god's green earth

sure, arsenal lost. it's glorious spring day, supposed to get near 70 here. I'm fighting a cold but I'll get outside--easy run, maybe a short bike ride. spend some time with family. maybe we'll have dinner on the deck tonight. so much to be thankful for. you can't hurt me arsenal, you can't hurt m

this is not wrong

like, it feels dire but they can equalize! if they try! stop being mopey dorks

yeah it's a few role players and a few bench pieces, plus Gunnar. you can't build the plane out of Coby Mayos and Colton Cowsers!

dude they haven't scored from a corner in weeks, maybe it was a mistake to base your entire offensive game off of set piece prowess idk!

I was going to be totally fine about it until the Eze miss, now I'm pissed

Everything sucks

fair

thank you for your service!

problem is, they're not bad either, which will delay a teardown by years and years

oh I'm not worried, just resigned

dudes appreciate this too! whether from women or other dudes!

recently got a rando compliment on my hair, and one on a shirt I was wearing, and it seriously improved my mood for days

(perhaps I am just vain)

going to be literally quoting the Pope in my course proposal, did not have that on my bingo card

love driving right by Shasta

although 1-1 would be the most objectively hilarious outcome