Do you think the Netherlands would pay me to talk about how much I love trains and hate driving?

My wife and I were talking about this on our walk just a few days ago. No idea why. Never gets old.

Fuck yeah.

How do we get Democrats to fear their base as much as Republicans do theirs?

Democratic consultants so very firmly believe that the way for Democrats to look tough is to beat up on their base rather than on Republicans.

Oh my God.

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

Absolutely everybody has a right to decent food, clean water, a safe place to sleep, and a little fun now and then.

Pancreatic cancer killed my grandmother when she was around the age I am now. RFK Jr. can pound sand in every orifice for all eternity.

So. Central Rain (Remastered 2006) YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic

This Friday’s favorite is “So. Central Rain” by R.E.M.

A buffet item labeled “Pistachio financier.”

It’s a growing field.

A painted miniature of Santa Claus with his traditional red suit and big white beard. One hand holds a teddy bear and the other holds a sack overflowing with colorful presents.

How about the man himself?

Holy shit. How do I get to this place?

Whatever that wrap thing is, no matter what the wrapper says, it’s not a taco, but I couldn’t care any less. Put it in my mouth right now.

When the world is a monster bad to swallow you whole, kick the clay that holds the teeth in.

PRECISELY

I have previously said bulldoze it all. Boy, oh boy, does that include this.

Goddamnit. I am 5’6”. I cannot wear shorts like this. I will look like a cube.

“Republicans want more teen pregnancy” might now be the best example of how the general public cannot comprehend how extreme the GOP has become.

Archer number 7 is one of the most badass models they ever made.

I think I’ve just lived through too many fringe-to-mainstream-and-back-to-fringe cycles.

Vance telling Robert Fripp to look into new standard tuning.

My most old-coded opinion is that things that are called “alt” look/sound painfully mainstream to me.

At this point I would like to point out that Dimension Twenty, a show on a niche comedy platform in which comedians play D&D, did sold-out live shows at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl.

At that time,
I’d never heard of the Green Hornet. I was picturing a lunchbox with a bright-green stinging insect on it.

When I was in elementary school, one of my classmates was obsessed with a book called “The Green Hornet Lunchbox.” Always wanted to know whether I’d read it. I never did, but it’s nice to have a visual reference for the title now.

At this point I would like to point out that Dimension Twenty, a show on a niche comedy platform in which comedians play D&D, did sold-out live shows at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl.

Maybe it’s a junior community pool. Hard to know.

Okay, but what if I told you that rather than buying that item new from the store, you could buy it used from me on eBay for only twenty dollars more?

After they pay their taxes, how much do they have left compared to the bottom half of earners?

Conservatives’ enthusiasm for ai makes no sense. Why would they be interested in something that always takes your side and never tells you you’re in the wrong, that mirrors your worldview and panders to your desperate need for external validation? They already have multiple media outlets for that.