Oh noooo I hope Ed doesn’t have to fight off uhh Ricky and Ned and maybe Anne!

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Stede starts this pirate-themed boy band, Ed walks by them in the part and is immediately smitten. Hijinks ensue. #omfd #omfdfanfic

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“You’re not running’ away from me are you?”
-thing my dentist just said

Something something evil #dentist Ed and praise kink Stede
Such a good boy opening soooo wide for me

Are there tentacles involved? Probably!
This post brought to you by too much nitrous.
#ofmd #ofmdfanfic

I think all these are different things but I have no idea how to describe the differences, and when I try, the boundaries start collapsing. 2/2

That is a surprisingly difficult question! I am very into sex, and have spent most of my teen to adult life in romantic relationships. I have had sex with friends, and had a couple stretches where I wasn’t dating anyone but had a friend I spent hours and hours of most days with. 1/2

Yes yes yes yessss

Yay, thanks so much!!

What does it say about me that I realized, upon reading the plot summary, that I did watch this one, and it just didn’t make that big an impression?? 😬😬

"Ha! 3D printed LOL!" I sneer, as I turn to run from the drone.

"That's not real innovation! Lockheed is better!" I yell, as I try to dodge and jump behind a tree.

"You call yourself a drone pilot? You're just a housewife!" I say, as the drone strikes me directly in the center of my forehead.

I chug a 24ish Oz bottle mixed with Cure hydration in the morning (when I remember) and that sets me up to be properly moistened. And one of my meds makes me feel very bad if I don’t drink enough.

Three baby ducks

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Started reading this morning; now I keep getting an extremely graphic menstrual tracker ad. Coincidence? I think not!

One, my only (so far) tattoo! It’s actually from a fic 😂😂

Every time I get a “you have been outbid” notification I’m all THANK YOU 😅😅😅

Instead of looksmaxxing, try ao3maxxing. Open so many fic tabs, way more than you think you need, think about your best blorbos, and then read at least three of the fics.

I am not a writer - I can look around my house and see all my WIPs - while a few of them are for someone who probably would like them to be finished, I would simply evaporate into a curl of smoke if The Internet demanded I finish one of the several hundred items against the will of the muse.

A photo of a wooden counter with a long white plate, holding a rather flat rectangular cheesecake, topped with strawberries arranged to form mermaid scales

Ok, considering I couldn’t get into the stream, I substituted most of the ingredients, changed the quantities, and baked it in a loaf pan, I think my cheesecake came out pretty good 😂😂😂😂😂

Isn’t Edward Teach the ideal anime girl though

Shoulda saved all my codes. Probably some too-notch secrets embedded if you put them all together.

They can keep the charitable portion of my fee but whatever eventuall was getting needs to come back to me.

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Holy shit I love you!!!!

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if anyone still can't get in to Heated Piracy, I'm sharing my screen in zoom, feel free to join!

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No video after many many minutes. Just a lot of very sad people in the chat.

Anybody who got into Heated Piracy wanna just like live stream it with your phone?

Oh man I’ve gotten dozens but none of them let me get all the way in 😭😭😭

I can’t get in either 😭😭😭😭

No ☹️ alternating with a code verification page that sends me back to log in, or an eventuall landing page with no events ☹️☹️