(LEGO movie soundtrack tune)

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL! EVERYTHING IS SHIT WHEN YOURE IN THIS COUNTRY!
EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, WHEN YOURE LIVING YOUR DREAMSSS*.

(* - nightmares.)

I’m just treating bsky like 2004 MySpace.

I’m so tired of crying today. It would be super cool for everything not to be absolute dogshit. 😌

I don’t know man.

I yearn for the urn.

This is too relatable.

The audacity!😤

👀👀👀 what group?

Oh yeah, this is why I’m here.

I can’t go to the other Chinese site because they don’t allow the gheys and I don’t make any content that isn’t aggressively WLW.

I hate discord with the fire of a thousand blazing cybertrucks.

I’m doing my bestest on IG, but I hate that it’s a meta property.

I’m too old for this. 👵🏻

Bang bang 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes this all feels very 2004 MySpace vagueposting and I want to say shit like “I don’t get a choice in the matter, why would I, it’s only the death of me” with a black and white picture of a beach and wait for people to message me asking why I’m crying in the bathtub at midnight 🤣

Um, this suggestion is not correct.

I’m just picturing Him from PPG in shades of pink with Barbie hair 🤣🤣🤣

I already know that when I go it’ll be due to an anxiety-induced coronary-related somethingorother.

Nobody is as good as me at causing me panic.

This is princess Vexxanthe Desmodeus Hecate Marie Morningstar, daughter of hell 🥰

I do that on threads 🤣

Hi!!! Pick me, choose me, love me 🥹

Meeeeee!

I’m the worst at social media 🤣 I need to become wildly successful so I can hire bubbly gen Z kids to make me seem fun online. 😭

Of course! I loooove Thai food, and have tried about a million curry pastes lol.

This brand, hands down. It’s got more heat than some of the others, but it’s spot on. I usually use 2x the curry paste it calls for, coconut milk and coconut cream, potato, carrot, peanuts and beef that I pre-braise in my IP with a bit of the curry paste.

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Have any Chianti?

😇 it’s what I’m here for

My favorite is a bowl of everything mixed together and covered with gravy at like 9pm.

Hiiiiii! I have main/POV characters in all my books with big sexy bodies.

I think I’ll just post my truly off the wall thoughts over here. Like a threads blooper reel.

Galinda is essentially just Aaron Burr if he’d had Hamilton’s popularity. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I heard we can post good art here.

I made this account well over a year ago, does this mean I’m a trendsetter? 🤣 (answer: no)

👀👀👀