Bricked up

Bye bye hot guy. Hopefully we see you again soon.

I did essentially 6bil more honors this GW and landed in basically the same rank as last GW

Good GW everyone

Panel from Jiro Kuwata's Batman: Lord _3#5- Man came back to life using secret yoga tricks...but I resurrected myself with the strength of righteousness.

Cool outfit

Done

This is NOT what I signed up for

Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

the fgo wikia translating aoko's special buff as "protagonist correction" compared to official fgo na using "plot armor" is a good example of how you can have a translation that's dictionary accurate but still utterly sauceless. or in other words just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

Me when I see two men

Water King

Only had to spend 110 rolls so I went for it so I could get the last Zodiac

Thanks to Anni I already finished Lancer Origin. So much easier to level than Fighter lol.

my irl best friend I've known since high school just sent me this and lmfao

Beat the true ending of Slay The Spire with The Silent. Turns out if you throw approximately 1 million knives at The Heart, you kill it.

Man I forgot how much I despised people going "This video game doesn't respect my time!!!!" in response to a game having the temerity to assume that you will enjoy playing it.

If you get the edge of your sleeve wet when you’re washing dishes you should be able to take the day off work the next day

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges
me: weigh a head of you

I'm so thankful for 12x XP

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

“That’s a great title for a podcast but it sets a high bar.”

Four minutes later: “And apparently clears it!”

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

I’m so sorry

If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder

"seriously? how bad could it be?" - me, a fool