Louis Varland gotta be one of the best Jays deadline deals of all-time

Scott Barnes

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Literally all men want to do is earnestly run Morning Glory Orphanage in Okinawa for the rest of their natural lives.

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

um did you not see yesterday? they're fixed now. for sure.

Woke 2 will take no prisoners

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

I admittedly don't know much about art but this is more beautiful than any painting to ever exist

we fixed the jays

If this actually fixes Lukes, I'm thrilled. But also why the hell did it take them until this weekend to treat him?

Apparently actually treating vertigo makes it easier for people to play baseball. Who knew?

It brings me no joy to say this, but I must report, hell yeah Man City

Laura Stone from the Globe on X: #BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford's government is selling its $28.9 million private jet, a senior government source tells The Globe. The purchase set off a firestorm of criticism when the Star revealed it last week. with critics calling it "the gravy plane."

We did it! We stopped the Gravy Plane! Let’s keep fighting to save our waterfront from jets. #onpoli #topoli

At least Carroll is on my fantasy team

Give up three goals and draw one of the worst teams in the league at home

Devastating last minute equalizer at home to greatly increase odds of relegation

Got smoked (expected)

Hoffman cooked

What a day.

No idea what you do with Hoffman other than not let him pitch. What a disaster.

Love Eloy Jimenez. He runs like I do, slowly and with a look of pain on his face.

Not sure I've ever seen a team as cursed as the 2026 Jays. Every bounce the wrong way.

Our Bengals

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Raps playoff run is all house money to me. Development on track. Get swept, lose in 5, lose in 7, it's all gravy, baby. No I am not coping, you are.

ah,

The knowledge that one day I, too, will die

Of course

it's a game 1, literally thrilled to not see them down 23-5 to start

Scared my cat after that one

XAVI SIMONS THE GOD

about five seconds after I took this photo, spurs gave up the lead

Spurs tfc and raptors. What could go wrong

What could go wrong?