Dear God please kill every childless millennial in Echo Park, amen

When I’m at work: I wish I was at home reading book

When I’m at home: I DO NOT want to read book 😈

Spiderman in 2024: fights the Woke Goblin… hahaha 😎

I’m not referring to the guy who wrote Temporary Secretary as “sir”, lmao. Mr. McCartney will do just fine, thank you.

I like how in show biz, everyone has to refer to the older knighted British actors as sir and dame…. that’s some cuck shit

I like being outside and walking around

I’ve been manual breathing for the last month and it’s barely starting to subside. I think maybe I have a bacterial infection in my teeth that spread to my brain.
#EpicFail

Kinda crazy that every color exists.

The boys on Mulberry street ain’t gonna like my last post!

The greatest mass lynching in American history took place in Louisiana, and was perpetrated by Irish-Americans against Italian-Americans
#TakeTHAT !!!
🇮🇪 👊🏻 🔥 ❤️

Argentina is like where they keep all the auxiliary Italians

“Wait’ll the boys at Bluesky hear about this one!…”

I hope to make the first viral Bluesky post

How do I get more followers on this thing?

Here’s something that’s almost not even interesting but someone wrote the ZIP code that my work is in on the bathroom wall at my work 🧐

It’s too late to pologiiiize… it’s too laaaate

Americans doing ketamine seems so pretentious

Fairly Odd Parents and Adderall… that’s wassup 😎

If there’s ever a violent revolution in this country I hope we go after people that call their overpriced restaurants “eateries”

I have what you might call a Bourdainesque urge to buy food instead of make it at home

I remember I stopped in Franklin, TN one morning just to check it out and there was like 7 people in their 20s and they all worked at the same coffee shop. The orgies must be INSANE.

This joke also works with this song

Scientist say that if you play this song at a high enough decibel, it raises the white birth rate by approximately 0.08%

My favorite color is blue and I have no idea why. I don’t look good in blue clothes, I don’t like blue food, blue household accessories look weird, I don’t like feeling blue… water is ok I guess, but I HAVE to drink that (and it’s technically not even blue). Blue Gatorade is mid (orange supremacy)

Land acknowledgments at Disneyland

@mx-andy.bsky.social
Knuckle Tat idea:
ROEv WADE

No ketchup, mustard, or mayo on my burger… red salsa please

I can’t wait til Gen Alpha genocides the Gen X’s and Millennials and puts the Gen Z’ers in breeding camps.

Every time I see a millennial couple with a stroller I just know without looking that there’s not a baby in it and it’s some stupid dog that they buy stupid clothes for

The Irish American urge to go on birthright
(to South Boston)