Who is DDoSing Bluesky? Freaking weirdos

Do women on TikTok know they can tell me things without applying makeup or skincare?

Just realized people bite gold coins because gold is in incredibly soft metal and it should give beneath your teeth- also if there is a little give and then it’s hard… probably a different metal core.

Today my wife told me that every man is just “President Business” from the LEGO movie and I fear she has prepared a four course meal with that one

Since living in SF I’ve decided that no one should be copying the work culture here. Not because it’s bad but because we have good public transit, beautiful architecture with natural light and year round decent weather. Literally the best city in the US to commute.

Do you want to know what I got from men when I let go of being desired by them? Respect. They work for me. I’m their boss. They listen to everything I say and I get paid more than them and I get to go home to my wife. Desirability is a consolation prize. You can do better.

So glad I learned to not suppress my laughter anymore when I see a guy trying too hard because woo wee there are just so many of them

If men are prizes at all (debatable) they are a 5 dollar gift card to subway.

The only thing keeping me from becoming a better FPS player is the fact that I have a high paying job, a wife and self-esteem.

Me looking around the port of Oakland at the giant cranes for lifting shipping containers off barges: There is Star Wars all around us for those with eyes to see.

“Oh Samantha, we’re really in it now…”

Can’t get over this terrible foundation oxygenation on this new Ryan Murphy show.

A simple map of the Bay Area in California that shows the seven major fault lines that criss cross the area- including the Hayward fault in the East Bay and the famous San Andreas Fault that runs through the SF peninsula.

Got so stoked reading about the Transbay Earthquake retrofit for BART today until I saw the map of all the fault lines in the Bay Area lol why did we build here.

Women need to get more vengeful.

The Epstein files being released reminds me of how a few years ago it came out that the Lead Pastor of Hillsong church had been covering up his fathers sexual abuse of children for his entire career and that the father was still doing this up until his death. Anyways- men in power.

Are white liberal women just now figuring out that men in power are largely SA’ers and perpetrators of child abuse?

I haven’t been to a lot of cities Financial Districts but SF’s is the only one I know if that consistently smells like weed.

You’re asking me to trust executives? The cause of my dysfunction?

These “supermodel diet” videos on TikTok are really telling on themselves for just being about giving women EDs especially since supermodels don’t even exist anymore.

One of these days I’m not going to move out of the way and walk right into one of those finance bros and spill my coffee all over his 5000 dollar half zip.

Don’t judge but kind of obsessed with how one of the main character traits of Candace Cameron Bure’s character in her Hallmark rip-off show is that she has an undiagnosed eating disorder. Learning a lot about what counts as family friendly to her!

Told my colleague about Heated Rivalry today so we’ll see if he still respects me on Monday.

Is Ryan Murphy’s obsession with beauty and the grotesque anything other than thinly veiled misogyny. No. I mean there’s some nuance but essentially no.

Ashton Kutcher made a The Substance rip off with Ryan Murphy? That tracks. Everyone was like omg he’s virtuous he gave up his career to saving children from sex slavery- give me an effin break

Whenever someone is ill our Eastern European engineers post a podorozhnik emoji on your message about it and I think it’s so cute.

It’s definitely optimized for ROI. lol

Sign of the times, TikTok sound that is a song called “Where the hell is my husband” being almost entirely co-opted by women married to women lol

My wife is in this show!! Come!!

Only in SF would you hear two tech bros complaining about what is consistently ranked the best public transit system in the US.

If you refuse to engage with systems of harm you are not morally pure or righteous you are irrelevant.