Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

The lyrics to the Dead Kennedys song I fought the law, i.e. I fought the law and I won

My dog when she noticed my wife had left the gate to the stairs open and she managed to sneak upstairs undetected and ate all the cat food she could find

I've Never Been There.

I actually never go to Restaurants.

*For Years*.

Ha. I really don't like Other People Touching My Food.

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I've Never Been There.

I actually never go to Restaurants.

*For Years*.

Ha. I really don't like Other People Touching My Food.

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I'm also more likely to repost you

You can put too much sugar in pancakes and it just completely undermines the sweetness of the syrup

And they hate gay people.

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

Carl Sagan - Pale blue dot (Best version - High Quality - Subtitles) YouTube video by Become Human

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ElseWhere:

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Kissing the fucking ring... 🤦🏼‍♂️

Giant floating stone head from the film zardoz

Drawing of JD Vance with Trump’s orange makeup with the Cracker Barrel logo on his face

💥BUT WHAT DOES JOE ROGAN THINK?!???💥

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Cracker Barrel Cracks Under Pressure, Brings Back Barrel Cracker Barrel has cracked under pressure, and brought back the barrel. The new logo is dead and Uncle Hershal is here to stay, per the company’s social media.

Cracker Barrel has cracked under pressure, and brought back the barrel. The new logo is dead and Uncle Hershal is here to stay, per the company’s social media.

💥BUT WHAT DOES JOE ROGAN THINK?!???💥

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Pentagon Fires the Defense Intelligence Agency Chief

This is what happens when idiots vote for idiots and everyone will eventually pay a heavy price (except for the Uber rich that are literal criminals). Riddle me this, America, when did it become Kosher for the dumbest most absurdly corrupt assholes to rule you/us? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...

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Wow, talk about dense. This guy is hopeless.

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#CrazyGavin.

I was worried they were starting to get it. It doesn’t appear that will happen anytime soon though.

Forever

I bet George Lucas will not be to thrilled with this bullshit

You mean to tell me that THESE BITCHES DON'T RESPECT COPYRIGHT LAW?!?!?!?!?

#TheFuckingGALL!

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