Socks with blue and white stripes and a bee pattern :)

Bought new bee socks!!! 🐝💛 I'm absolutely BUZZING

(silly socks make me so happy :) )

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It’s time for Reuben to honour his arrangement with Nary. When Nary finds a loophole in their agreement, he naturally exploits it—but you are not as willing a plaything as he would like, in spite of his copious use of compelling words. 🐉🍯❤️‍🔥

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I wonder if Elijah Wood will wear wigs in the new movie.
I hope somebody asks him this important question. I really want to know

Should I order a curry chat yes or no

A European robin sitting on a branch. Clearly doesn't know what taxes are

This guy doesn't even know about taxes

Having one of those ridiculous, everything-goes-wrong days. I just want to cry

Gregg makes some yummy food. The sausage rolls and jam doughnuts he makes are my favourite. I will send you a sausage roll in the post :)

I haven't tried the new chicken sausage roll from greggs yet. It feels like a big decision and I just don't feel ready

She looks delightful :D (hehehe)

Imagine scrolling through LinkedIn here

Some ducks having a midday nap by the water :)

Thank you!!! I did!!! I saw a Mandarin duck!!!! :D

(look at all those chickens)

Going on a hike today!!!!!!!! Excited!!!!! :D

You got this Audrey :)

I also keep saying "amaze! amaze! amaze! :D" And I need people to be like "wow evie you are making a comedic reference to the popular film Project Hail Mary. I understand and find it humorous. You are very clever" instead of "is everything okay"

Project Hail Mary is a very good and fun film and I think everyone should go to the cinema to see it on the big screen while you can. It's beautiful. You won't regret it :)

I want to go to an aquarium and eat all the rocks crunch cromch

OOOO PRETTY CUPS!!

yep! she's gay

having the hiccups as an adult is so embarrassing. over here trying to talk about taxes and going hic in between words

Esoteric egg

I remember that the global currency became eggs overnight for some reason (something about a bad eggconomy idk).
But then obviously it was affected by capitalism so there was the introduction of creggit cards and creggit scores and I unfortunately put all of my eggs in one basket

I was in so much egg debt, chat 😞 i'm going to egg jaillllllll

I had a dream last night that every DM I sent would cost me 2 eggs and I woke up genuinely stressed out by it
One of my friends messaged me with an emergency and so I *had* to message them back obviously but the whole time I was stressing about all the eggs I'll now owe to the egg-man

It gets in my coffee and similar potions all the damn time. Very annoying. Not to mention the singeing from using Fireball

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When you surprise Comfort-in-Faith on his birthday, his feelings of unworthiness only worsen—but, as it so often is the case, you are able to open his eyes and let him know he is deserving of all you have to give. 🎂🎨🌿

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BEAUTIFUL <3

Face reveal

This picture of Henry gives me the same effect as bardic inspiration. I feel so inspired. It has given me a 1d6 inspiration die to add to any of my attack rolls, ability checks or saving throws (I love him, thank you Henry)

I'M SENDING SOME SPRING OVER RN!!!!! Maybe the Outside is just a little confused and if you show it this picture, it will stop snowing