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Something cool can still happen

This patronizing bullshit is why no one trusts party hacks like you anymore. Fuck off and let real people and organizers handle this

Never forget

Mr. Bouie sir please keep posting. Never stop

just hit jelly roll with my 4runner. Was too scared to stop

At MINIMUM, 46K Palestinians killed and another 110K wounded. At least half of those are women and children. All on Biden's watch. Educate yourself or shut the fuck up

A little somethin about me 😤

Mom: Can you peel these potatoes while I go baste the turkey?

Cousin: Yknow, Die Hard is actually a Christmas movie

The dumbest, most brain-washed freak in your family: If we leave right now we can still make the Shen Yun matinee downtown

Im gonna kick your ass

Putting my reservation at Morton's under the name Brian Thompson tonight #solidarity #sayhisname

Tim Tebow & @TimTebow Follow Would you rather be respected or liked? Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "Respect" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

This predates Threads but I still feel like it’s the greatest Threads post of all time

u got 20 seconds to share money marge and get 10 years of good fortune

Lets go snakes baby, yeah

Smelling burnt toast much

Lookin good, man

A balm in these trying times. Also what is your take on baking tomatoes on there for aesthetic purposes

Getting word that Dennis Prager slipped in a long trail of his own diarrhea trying to find his poop medicine. He dissolved into goo like that one guy from X-Men

Get the hell away from here

Posting culture? Take it to the yogurt forums

I slap my balls. I slap my nuts

bloosk eye

my ass hurts

I don't think I'm ever going to vote again

Let's go Suns baby love da Suns

LAUREN DECLARES BLUESKY’S FIRST BIG BEER FRIDAY Washington, DC – Lauren, originator of Big Beer Friday and stocked with a six-pack of Narragansett tall boys in her refrigerator, has officially decided to declare Friday, September 22, 2023, the first formally recognized Big Beer Friday on Bluesky. Big Beer Friday, a beloved tradition that began on Twitter in 2022, begins at 5PM EST but can be celebrated late into the night from anywhere in the world. Participants are invited to drink and enjoy at least but potentially more than one Big Beer, defined as a can or bottle of liquid fermented with cereal grains no less than 14 ounces. Participants may also substitute two regular beers or a shot and a beer if they have no Big Beers available. Asked whether she has mixed feelings about the necessity of moving Big Beer Friday from Twitter to Bluesky, Lauren said, “Nah, fuck it, whatever. It’s Big Beer Friday.”

it's time.

I learned my other two and got a co-star in the early stages of dating my now-wife. I have since forgotten all of that shit, but there's definitely power in it

Old + simple = good

Old + complex = bad

Good films jake

my ass hurts