we all know I have no life, so:

That isn’t MacLean Stevenson??

Tim Cook to become Apple Executive Chairman John Ternus to become Apple CEO Apple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO.

Thank you, Tim Apple www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/0...

ermagerd glider is berk

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I re-made Glider some years back for MacOS/iOS. It broke at some point (perhaps an Apple change for Retina displays?) so I pulled it from the App Store.

(Claude looked at the code—found some minor coordinate issues. Thanks!) Glider Classic for MacOS is back on.

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2 THRILLING ENDINGS From Night 1 of the SoFi Play-In Tournament | April 14, 2026 Jalen Green and Deni Avdija join Stephen Curry and Ja Morant as the only opposing players to each drop 35+ points in a play-in game Never miss a moment with the latest news, trending stories and highlights to bring you closer to your favorite players and teams. Download now ➡ https://nba.smart.link/NBAApp-YTDes Subscribe to the NBA: https://on.nba.com/2JX5gSN

Wild night in the NBA youtu.be/Bi0GH43xkyk?si=lY4fv...

This came on top of losing Chuck, another great human, beloved and hilarious. I had the chance to email with him last year, fortunately.

He really was.

If you’re thinking of attending Macstock this summer, sign up with my code MIKEROSE and get $50 off your weekend pass. I’ll be speaking there along with David Pogue (!), Brett Terpstra, Doc Rock & many more.

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The next time I say "well it's easier to drive" to the UWS on Orthodox Easter Sunday… remind me that I just spent 45 min looking for a parking spot

Artemis II Flight Day 6 Highlights Artemis II Flight Day 6 Highlights (Includes Lunar Flyby)

Checking… yep, still chopping those space onions youtu.be/dS9qqzSF3mI?t=719&si...

TIL that the name Cynthia is (like Artemis, Luna, Selena/Selene) a reference to the Moon & lunar deities.

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Remembering John Martellaro | The Aftershow with Mike and Kelly Kelly and Mike recall a lost colleague (or two). And Kelly's looking for the best way to build her band/her personal website, if you've got suggestions.

New episode: Remembering John Martellaro, and also Chuck La Tournous.

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Trump Fires Pam Bondi as Attorney General

Whoever had the under on "42 mooches" check your email www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...

Artemis 2 countdown clock is now counting down.

The raccoon holding the cat image macro, but the cat is Google Chrome

I try every weekend to clean out my open tabs and get a fresh start to the week, but between Passover prep and singing the National Anthem at Sunday's Nets game, it fell by the wayside.

Please, my Chrome, she is very sick.

Opinion | There’s a Good Reason You Can’t Concentrate Just as we changed our thinking around physical fitness, we need to change our attitude toward cognitive fitness.

Excuse me while I read this op-ed on two screens at once www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/op...

Another day, another overwhelming urge to hire a skywriter to spell out NO RIGHT ON RED IN NYC, where everyone can see it

Some days are really tough, and this definitely is one of them. My dear friend John Martellaro passed away today. John is one of the smartest people I've ever met and had the kind of resumé most of us can only dream of. He was an astrophysicist. He worked for NASA.

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Definitely not me, forgetting I am unmuted on a work call and singing along with the nearby outdoor speakers blaring Hot Chocolate's classic "You Sexy Thing"

Trump calls voting by mail ‘cheating’ just days after voting by mail — Guardian US President called practice ‘mail-in cheating’ at Monday event after voting in Florida House race via mail

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways

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Trump Administration to Pay $1 Billion to Energy Giant to Cancel Wind Farms In exchange, the French company TotalEnergies would invest in oil and natural gas projects in Texas and elsewhere.

The level of asshattery is something we have never seen before www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/cl...

we're supposed to believe the Trump administration has spent more than a year doing a mass deportation of the worst of the worst criminals, but also there are sleeper cells of undocumented Iranians in the country that constitute a grave national security threat. the math ain't mathing.

Nicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Star, Dies at 54 Best known for playing the lovable sidekick on the groundbreaking drama, he also had a recurring role in 'Criminal Minds' and starred in the film adaptation of Charles Busch's 'Psycho Beach Party.'

well fuck everything about this www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/...

"We would love to visit, but it's just incontinent. INCONVENIENT. What?"

Chuck Norris, Walloping Star of ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ Dies at 86 The martial arts master also was a big-screen action hero in 'Lone Wolf McQuade,' 'Missing in Action,' 'The Delta Force' and more.

The last Chuck Norris fact 😿 www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/...

Great day for Mac nerds everywhere, well done @jsnell

First We Fell in Love With a Smart Bird Feeder. Then This Smart Bird House Stole Our Hearts. The Birdfy Smart Bird House is an easy and fun way to watch backyard birds raise a family. That doesn’t mean they’ll want to move in.

blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
who watches over you
make a little birdhouse with your phone

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If I had a magic wand… no more broken WiFI certificates that make it impossible for managed devices to connect to the captive portal. ☹️

Josh Hart and OG Anunoby doing playground shit #knicks