“Purest snow we sellin white privilege” is mine

I would love to be one of those white boys that shocks my local corner shop by speaking perfect Turkish but honestly I think the conversation would dry out super quickly

The women that advertise products. Are all very beautiful

I know drummers that play with ghost notes and they’re all cowards

one of life’s small joys is turning the shower on and immediately wandering off to do something else

I’m sorry my riff wasn’t good enough for a like. I see your replies as my dojo. Every failure makes me better.

There were two goths reading tarot cards with a black cat in my local coffee shop and I had my flies undone

chocolate hob nob

New Orielles is nice

A hierarchy that doesn’t distinguish between a Sainsbury’s and a Sainsbury’s local is worth less than dirt

Can AI claim to have written more books than it’s read?

petition to ban the names of rivers from cryptic crosswords

There is still a shit ton of Harry Potter adults. People from countries like china come to london just to go the Harry Potter shops and Kings Cross

watched the trailer for Harry Potter and all the comments under are like "finally petunia is actually blonde" or "snake has dreadlocks so much for book accuracy" and when did we all get to missing the wood for the trees so much?

*i am not going to watch this tv show lol

Heroism, horror and the ‘pits of hell’: inside the last days of El Fasher Over two days in October 2025, up to 10,000 people are believed to have been massacred; a further 40,000 civillians from the Sudanese city are still unaccounted for. This is the story of what happened

fucking sickening the role the UK played in this.Iintentionally ignoring a genocide of 50,000 people just to not piss off the UAE. worth it? www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Ban immigrants from school, stop them from working, stop them from getting any state help whatsoever, let them fall into poverty and crime and then claim that poverty and crime is their natural state

AKA the European model

when you have kinks as niche as theirs it goes down to only 3-4 vids

Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire WASHINGTON—Calling it a “major-ass haul” that would provide “some much-needed scratch,” Vice President Joe Biden reportedly scored over 800 feet of copper wire from a foreclosed home in the D.C. subur...

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Sweating Obama Admits Drone Strikes Have Been Happening On Their Own WASHINGTON—Speaking at a hastily called White House press conference Friday, a visibly tense and perspiring President Barack Obama confessed that the United States’ fleet of roughly 700 armed drones h...

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Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House WASHINGTON—Stopping and turning around as he made his way across the South Lawn after hearing the unmanned aerial vehicle hovering just feet behind him, outgoing President Barack Obama tearfully shooe...

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Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone WASHINGTON—Taking his time to thoroughly clean a pair of replacement carburetors and install them on a turbocharged Rotax engine as classic rock tracks blared from a nearby transistor radio, sources c...

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32 years old and I’ve never seen a dead body something in me just says that can’t be a right way of organising the world

Friend asked if I’d go with him to a funeral I said is it open casket he said no I said I ain’t going

Greatest metal album of all time? Or is that Crack the Skye

Possibly the only thing that could’ve united Iran was having the US and Israel start a war against them

Can someone whose good at politics explain what this means

I think the reason everyone has anxiety now is because we have to remember too many people’s names

John McGeoch
Brent Hinds
Pete Cosey

Extremely subjective list here lol

Thanks

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