Me, the hardest centre back in District League history just two footing some Faze cunt at the knee. Glorious

My shameful secret is I would like the podcast to get big enough for me to get invited to one of those creator football games, so I can snap every cunts legs like David Batty with a Rode Mic

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 118: Get Yo Freak On A Sexy Opening, Bowling For Ronson, Cant See The Tree For The Forest, Neils Going Meta, A Stolen Harry Hill Bit, More Shadow Freaks and some other stuff Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsand...

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A Sexy Opening, Bowling For Ronson, Cant See The Tree For The Forest, Neils Going Meta, A Stolen Harry Hill Bit, More Shadow Freaks and some other stuff in Ep 118: Get Yo Freak On
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Just give me a movie on whatever the fuck Babu Frik is then fuck off. Just loads of Babus having a daft laugh talking all funny like for 2 hours

This is a true story btw and frankly it was very very funny at the time and now

If you werent at The Jailhouse in 2004 and saw the singers clip on fringe fall out, you shouldn't be allowed BMTH tickets. Only about 10 people watched that night and I aint going so should be a busy one

For some reason I convinced myself I was 43 today .. I am actually 44 and I feel like I have had a year stolen from me

4 more points before the West Ham game and I will feel ok, 6 more points and I can have a normal resting heart rate by then

The last few seconds of this has finished me off truly, just comedy gold delivery

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Yanking A Wizard, Weeeee, Another Limp Bizkit Moment, DDD, Mid 2000s UK Noise Band Interlude, Glow Up Buffet and some other stuff in Ep 117: Fuck Buttons Did A Greasy Strangler
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The World Cup Where The World Isn't Welcome YouTube video by Alfie Potts Harmer

Tried explaining why I cant be arsed with the World Cup this year to a few of my American colleagues at work and they didnt really get it. This video explains it perfectly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd0W...

Scrooge "You boy what day is it" meme the rabbit child replies "Its April 8th pal, time to dance on Thatchers grave" to which Scrooge replies "I'll get me fuckin' shoes on then mate"

A box in the game dead by daylight with a picture of a little sausage on it

This was great with some very good changes being discussed in an informative way and stuff but we still want to know when sausage boxes will be returned to the game? please and thankyou. I refuse to believe that a neon city map full of food carts wouldn't need to store the sausages somewhere

1. Is that a threat?
2. Pick any from Loops Ahoy, knowing perk names is actually cheating

Incase anyone was wondering Pascal Struijk is 6ft 3 which is apparently not high if you are a foot ....... #LUFC

Damnit timezones, you win again

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 116: The Eyes Of PJ Pondering Legging It, X=Y?, Porkhausen and Porkdevil, Some Horrible Little Freaks, Lights Out and some other stuff Go check out TAVERS: The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game. We are not making any money f...

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Pondering Legging It, X=Y?, Porkhausen and Porkdevil, Some Horrible Little Freaks, Lights Out and some other stuff in Ep 116: The Eyes Of PJ. Available here and all podcast places
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Trying to listen to the new Converge album after I have cancelled my Spotify Premium and it keeps jumpscaring me with Spunge songs

Has anyone ever tried a big class action lawsuit against a brand who has done a shit April fools joke on the basis of false advertising? Not saying you would win but might make some of them corporate unfunny shit cunts shut the fuck up once a year

I regret to inform that I have to go to the office today. Thoughts and prayers

Well I have good news, it is now a monthly event of people being varying degrees of cunt. Ranging from "Get off my feed with this dull bollocks" all the way up to "That cunt needs hitting with hammers" and the best bit? Nobody knows what the next month will bring!

I truly dont have it in me to give even the slightest fuck about someone DbD win streak and the drama surrounding it

A Topps' Dinosaurs Attack (1980s) card with a Doctor and an alien on. The Doctor looks like Matt Berrys character from Darkplace

"You and he were...buddies...weren't you?"

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 115: Badger, Badger, Mushroom Snake Attack!, More Tremors Lore, Biology Lessons, Waving At A Tree, Irate Animals, Obscure Welsh Hardcore Band and some other stuffGo check out TAVERS: The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game. We are not m...

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Snake Attack!, More Tremors Lore, Biology Lessons, Waving At A Tree, Irate Animals, Obscure Welsh Hardcore Band and some other stuff in Ep 115: Badger, Badger, Mushroom. Available here and all podcast places
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2026 Golden Lobes Nominee Laurel

We got 3 nominations at the Golden Lobes Podcast Awards. Cant wait to lose then challenge Andy Murray to a dance off

Gonna enlist just to tell everyone that Idlewild used to be an arty hardcore band

7 Days To Dying to get involved with the summer sale on skins

I am obsessed with Mels Nike high tops in Last One Laughing

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 114: Shakes And Ladders An Early Whoopsy, Raining Grannies, Tocs Ignoring God, Tremor Moments, Cat In A Dice, Boney Sex Toys, Donkeys Diddy and other such bollocksGo check out TAVERS: The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game. We ar...

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
An Early Whoopsy, Raining Grannies, Tocs Ignoring God, Tremor Moments, Cat In A Dice, Boney Sex Toys, Donkeys Diddy and other such bollocks in Ep 114: Ep 114: Shakes And Ladders. Available here and all podcast places
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That new DbD map proper makes my eyes twitch. I love a free headcahe DLC with a game