Oscar Isaac struggled with 'Beef.' So he turned to 'Frankenstein' for help

Your 5 year old nephew telling you a story

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

Reactionary centrist final form

Return your focus to your breathing, and also be less weird about it

Spoken like an adventurer who never took an arrow to the knee

They should make you play untitled goose game as a part of training. Get people used to the hijinks

a statue of a man in a white robe is reading a book Alt: baldwin iv in kingdom of heaven

SILENCE TOM STEYER IS SPEAKING

The image of a rebel in an age where identity revolves around consumption

Good evening very high, I'm a stoned weasel

I can't believe no one found me

My IG post from November 14, 2024 showing gas pump at $4.199 for regular.

So close

Joining the war on Infowars on the side of Infowars?

He may drink himself to death tonight

I long for the lobster poutine thing the MLB is doing

Sneaking this in the cookout playlist and seeing who says something first

Alex Jones Song YouTube video by Corn Pop TV

My personal favorite:

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

This would help me to act out less and be more sociable

why do things like this never happen to me

No idea, but they didn't drop an episode today so I know they'll have something by Friday's show

The next Knowledge Fight is going to be tight

The statue of Mary Tyler More that's in downtown Minneapolis

Another hint

Oh, damn, wanna get a drink?

Here's a hint if you're stuck

Looking up at a tall building downtown Minneapolis

Let's play hide and seek. Come find me

The elevator in my hotel has a scammer calling the emergency phone doing the car warranty extension scam

happy birthday weed

also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs

1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble

2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed

The sketch of the unabomber with the hoodie up, some aviator sunglasses, and a dirt Stache

Someone said to me the sketch of the unabomber looks like a Gen Z influencer

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.