You’re a Fucking D.I.N.O. I bet you run as a Republican in 2028. You’ve sold out your constituents. Loser.

Hoping for some friendly help.

Here are 58 Star TrekTNG/Generations action figure toys in their original packaging.

I’m going to open them ALL!

But I need to get 5000 followers on the clocky app before I will. I’ve already got 1800.

@ dash rippington (all one word no spaces)

FindMe. FollowMe!

All Meta employees should strike

It can be fun and is good knowledge to have.

Hey @pattonoswalt.bsky.social the bar in this story is my bar @sidebarbaltimore.bsky.social and we are currently under restoration. We have a gofundme as we continue construction. www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-s... #savethesidebar

Speaker Sexton is out here bringing up Arizona like it makes a good case for Lee’s vouchers — meanwhile in reality their budget has exploded and they are shuttering public schools…

If you live in LA, and aren’t being evacuated, please put out as much fresh water as you can.

The wild animals fleeing the fire will be tired, disoriented, and dehydrated.

Please help them in whatever ways you can even if that’s just putting out extra water.

Please share
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Where to find me next!
PP in VA, SS in Ontario CA, BTC in MD, and FoL in NC!

I'm working on filling my 2025 schedule. I have openings. If you or an event near you would like my show, let's try to connect and make it happen
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That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

My profile pic was taken by the amazingly talented Andrew Lesney. It is cropped from a much larger, funnier picture. This is the full picture. #NotBadForMyFirstPost

Thanks for playing ;)