a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming with his mouth open ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming with his mouth open

I just realized I can't eat popcorn on keto.

My high ass saw this in a video game and wondered which pride flag it was.

Is there a magical line in Costco that causes people to forget how to walk in public when they cross it?

Since Heated Rivalry is over I'm watching another show with gay rivals/lovers.

Downing a whole bottle of Martinelli's by myself and acting wine drunk.

I'm up at 3am because I'm an idiot and didn't realize COFFEE candy has caffeine in it and ate like 20 pieces.

Watching The Substance just cured my depression.

Where is the filling?

I just took an edible and am trying to go to walk the grocery store, buy snacks, then get back home before it hits me. Is this what the challenges in Survivor are like?

The creepy guy at work said we were wearing matching outfits today.

Need someone to do this to my back for me.

I just found out that flamethrowers are basically just water guns but with fuel.

a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' . ALT: a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .

I've just had the worst game I've ever played in my life on Marvel Rivals and two of my teammates still gave me upvotes.

a shirtless man wearing glasses in a room ALT: a shirtless man wearing glasses in a room

I need to start wearing contacts when I get a haircut because when I use glasses I take it out so it doesn't get in the way when they cut my sides. When it's done it looks good because everything is blurry but when I check it at home it's terrible.

I just found out today that Katee Sackoff and Alyssa Sutherland were different people.

I spend 30 minutes outside watering all the plants at work and soon after it decides to rain.

"Doreen? Her first name isn't Squirrel?!" - My sister finding out Squirrel Girl's real name.

I just witnessed a little girl peeling and eating a tube of raw Pillsbury cookie dough like it was corn on the cob.

In my restless dreams, I see that town.

Me: Do you want to watch The Last of Us? The new season came out.
Sister: No, I don't want to be depressed. Let's watch Black Mirror instead.

My first time playing the Bioshock series was renting this at a video store and having the struggle of trying to beat both games before I had to return it.

My mom just told me about this really good movie she saw on Netflix called "Kraven the Hunter" and said I should watch it.

I usually don't mind when books start getting wear because i feel it gives them character as they are being read and loved but is it bad that I have two copies of the same book because I bring one everywhere with me and it's starting to fall apart.

Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

Mimes asking if you want to take a picture with them:

Now that Thanksgiving is over can I safely say I still don't understand what stuffing is.

View from lunch today.