The next six months in Iran will be crucial.

by Tom Friedman

We wanted to understand what nuclear dust is. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan listeners at a Wendy's in Toms River.

Republicans may lose both Congress and the White House in 2028. But if they can cause a long and deep economic downturn, they are likely to return to power in 2030 and 2032.

Trump may have closed the Strait of Hormuz. But it's up to the incoming Democratic president to reopen it.

--Bret Stephens, January 2029

Grok lol

They did a whole softcore photo shoot of Olivia Nuzzi like two months ago.

Vertigo

For the first time in a while, I feel proud to be an American again.

There should be no place in Congress for people like Nancy Mace.

by Cory Mills

Expelling Tony Gonzales and Eric Swalwell from Congress could have a chilling effect on future Congressmen's ability to sexually harass their staff members.

When Donnie Met Ali

Trump sent his top gun to Iran to analyze this, but the failure of those meetings of Monsters Inc left city slickers like me sleepless and running scared. Are peace talks D.O.A. or is all this serious moonlight just a prelude to a kiss?

by Maureen Dowd

Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.

The Athletic | The New York Mets are playing baseball the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

“We don’t need another Fetterman in the Senate,” says Graham Platner.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

The left would have us believe that all cultures are equal. But in reality, some produce marvels while others turn out AI slop and descend into cocaine-fueled fascism.

by Alex Karp

So good

Conservative podcaster Benny Johnson is encouraging Republicans to back a bill defining the "nuclear family" as a husband, a wife, children, and the husband's Grindr hook-ups.

I wish this wasn't real and I didn't think it would be, but Turley, Carlson....

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And where do you think Rod Dreher is going to move to next?

I'm a free-speech loving libertarian. Here's why I am sorry that Viktor Orban lost.

My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, and I'm going to be dead within 2 years now that the CDC cancelled funding for the mRNA treatment that might have save my life. But at least now we have Secretary of War who is a Pulp Fiction fan.

I converted from Catholicism to Evangelical Protestantism in 2019 as part of an overall rebrand. Here’s what the pope could learn from my new friends Jason Aldean and Dana White.

by Sean Hannity

High oil prices hurt 330 million Americans. But they help Vladimir Putin. This is an easy choice.

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

Yes, but they wrote all his songs

I tried to do only songs that were sung by Andy Gibb.

Shadow Dancing

The Court created a special docket out of a desire to be Donald’s everything, but some of its decisions sound like they were written by the Bee Gees.

by Maureen

Shadows and Fog

It looks like the irrational men of SCOTUS created a sleeper docket to issue bananas opinions on the sweet and lowdown.

by Maureen Dowd

Whether it’s pictures of Barack Obama reading to a group of children with Zohran Mamdani or it’s pictures of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein on an island full of sex-trafficked minors, occupants of the oval office are making some controversial choices about who they take pictures with.