Baby awake at 12:24

Haven’t watched this weeks Pitt ep but I hope Santos gets shitcanned

Who cares how music gets discovered. Grimesz sent her music to a pitchfork reviewer unprompted and ended up having the three kids with the most broken dick in the world. Nothing matters.

The drumroll near the end of “dancing on my own” and also all of silver Jews “night society”

When you have no good ideas and no good options, you get tweeners playing, idk, wherever

It’s called securing the bag. If I made a website featuring a range of rotating images of the perfect accompaniment to a cheese cracker, I’d sell out too.

Tungsten Arm O’Doyle is relevant again baby

The south

As one of the rare people my age having children, I absolutely cannot overstate how important my 3 day WFH schedule is to making a family work nowadays

I’m still pissed off the Blackhawks didn’t hire Pete deboer last offseason

The man who was also God famously did die, though, this analogy doesn’t really land

A fun fact about me: I have been using the exact same kind of pen for the last 18 years

For me it’s Cincinnati. Actually worse than Indianapolis if you can believe it

Another honorable mention to “(dats me yellin)”

Kind of a cheat to pick degg but come on

Honorable mention to “we’re a simple company with modest goals: to sell a quality product at a reasonable price and to drain the world’s oceans to find and kill god”

Favorite dril is probably “this whole thing smacks of gender”

Gotta be “but ok go off”

Please please let this come true, would be like a fever dream from 2011 made manifest

Never get in a helicopter unless you’re Kobe Bryant, who deserved to die for what he did

Attention Costco, it is once again time to bring the bomb pop flavored liquid IV’s back. Yes I know they are called “firecracker” popsicles now but I reject this Woke premise

“I want to be in you, on you, or anywhere around you”
- tiger woods texting any automobile doing a 540 mctwist into a roofslide

Hell yeah

INI

I’m gonna say it

ILL?

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They stood up their own hot dog production capability to keep the cost the same lol

Weekend day games are awesome, however watching Andre burakovsky skate the puck to the half wall on a controlled entry then just kinda give up on trying to push the puck any deeper and lazily turn it over ruins the experience