METS LOSE 3-2

So... who do I need to bribe for this to come out on our anniversary?

Congratulations for Secretary of the Navy Clavicular.

David Scott’s death triggers new race for his deep-blue House seat The Atlanta Democrat was already facing a tough primary. Now, the race shifts to a wide-open special election.

www.ajc.com/politics/202...

Maybe automating the decision to post news articles was a mistake?

what if i fucking kill you

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

You don’t need to do it again. You already did it. Go do something else.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Be extra-gentle with all of your existing hardware because we’re like 3 months out from needing to treat aging PCs with the same endless creativity and care a 1950s Ford gets in Havana.

Uuuuuugh.

The form has nearly been perfected. All it needs is some masking tape on the bridge and a function that automatically inserts the wearer’s head into the nearest toilet bowl.

“Look how many more terrorists attacks were facing now compared to when Biden was in charge” sure is a thing you COULD decide to say out loud.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

YESSSSSS.

the penne opticon

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

*Palantir execs trying to explain their glorious vision so we’ll invite them inside*

The plan is to have Danhausen go door to door, personally pitching products to every household in America. It will require slightly less Danhausen content overall than we’ve seen in recent weeks, but people are ready for a breather.

Bah. Autocorrect!

Good to see we're all clocking in for some weekend shifts here in the Insanity Mines.

Anywho, I really enjoyed this film - imperfect though it may be.

If you've never "gotten" Elvis before, I suspect this will help you understand the phenomenon.

(As a curious sidenote, Elvis does an AMAZING mash-up of "Poke Salad Annie" and "Get Back" in one sequence. It's unclear if he actually LIKES the Beatles, but he definitely spends lots of time practicing their songs.)

Maybe it's too much to ask a 90 minute found footage concert movie about a guy who died half a century ago to be that comprehensive, but it's hard not to feel like we missed out on an EVEN BETTER film.

"Get Back" is a similar, but better project BECAUSE it resurrects the warts along with the gems.

Here's the moment in "Aloha from Hawaii" when the white, male backup singers come in with:

"I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
to live and die in Dixie."

Elvis stares directly at them as they sit in stark silence.

It's a choice not to show it today.

Lurhmann is all too happy to show Elvis flirting with his black backup singers many times, but doesn't show us how they were responding when he was belting out "Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton, Old times there are not forgotten..."

A tableau we actually DO KNOW because of earlier films.