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Black and white photo of a young white teen girl with curled hair in a white blouse and darker skirt, posing for a photo outside with a gorgeous, robust longhaired tabby cat in her arms.

Black and white photo of a young white teen girl with curled hair in a white blouse and darker skirt, posing for a photo outside with a gorgeous, robust longhaired tabby cat in her arms.

Glorious ruff! Photo from my collection, 1957.

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(this is where you buy dog food in the hawaii yakuza games)

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it’s so funny seeing a group of them walking by the taco bell or whatever

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a lizard a few inches long is walking across the screen door that leads to a small patio

a lizard a few inches long is walking across the screen door that leads to a small patio

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something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

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They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

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my dog cried and wailed so much when we said we were leaving 😭

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10 day forecast. the low temperatures range from 68 to 71. the high temperatures range from 73 to 76. amazing! but every day the chance of rain ranges from 40% to 95%.

10 day forecast. the low temperatures range from 68 to 71. the high temperatures range from 73 to 76. amazing! but every day the chance of rain ranges from 40% to 95%.

I might need to get a raincoat

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Gameboy Camera image of the Venus de Milo I took at the Louvre, converted into halftones, and then printed with a CNC plotter :)

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Yeah no

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a photo of the moon with too many crater holes.  the holes are extra dark, the light seems to be at an angle that’s creating extra stark shadows.

a photo of the moon with too many crater holes. the holes are extra dark, the light seems to be at an angle that’s creating extra stark shadows.

man some of these artemis photos are giving trypophobia

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a photo of unusually narrow and tall evergreens. one of them doesn’t have branches until closer to the top.

a photo of unusually narrow and tall evergreens. one of them doesn’t have branches until closer to the top.

a photo of a fake tree with narrow branches starting halfway up. it’s actually a cell tower.

a photo of a fake tree with narrow branches starting halfway up. it’s actually a cell tower.

they got real trees that look like those fake trees that disguise cell towers

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ours were six figures… again 🫠

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this is the best game photo I’ve ever taken, whenever I repost it I’m sad the post has a typo

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a bag of maui onion potato chips (featuring a  drawing of surfing onion) and a can of passionfruit orange guava juice

a bag of maui onion potato chips (featuring a drawing of surfing onion) and a can of passionfruit orange guava juice

a rooster is crowing in the parking lot

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ABC Stores

ABC Stores

I didn’t know this was a real place

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a screenshot from Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. Majima is standing in a downpour, holding a knife and saying “Hawail's nice, they said — no way you'll get eaten by a giant squid.”

a screenshot from Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. Majima is standing in a downpour, holding a knife and saying “Hawail's nice, they said — no way you'll get eaten by a giant squid.”

fortunately I spent the past couple months preparing for this

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a warning on my phone:

CRITICAL
1m ago
Imminent Threat Alert
FLASH FLOOD WARNING ISSUED. AVOID FLOOD-PRONE AREAS AND NONESSENTIAL TRAVEL. HANALEI BRIDGE MAY CLOSE ON SHORT TO NO NOTICE.
EXERCISE CAUTION NEAR RIVERS, STREAMS, DRAINAGES, CROSSINGS, LOW-LYING AREAS, AND OUTDOOR LOCATIONS PRONE TO FLOODING.
FLASH FLOODING IS A DANGEROUS AND LIFE-THREATENING EVENT. MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA. -KAUAI EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY.

a warning on my phone: CRITICAL 1m ago Imminent Threat Alert FLASH FLOOD WARNING ISSUED. AVOID FLOOD-PRONE AREAS AND NONESSENTIAL TRAVEL. HANALEI BRIDGE MAY CLOSE ON SHORT TO NO NOTICE. EXERCISE CAUTION NEAR RIVERS, STREAMS, DRAINAGES, CROSSINGS, LOW-LYING AREAS, AND OUTDOOR LOCATIONS PRONE TO FLOODING. FLASH FLOODING IS A DANGEROUS AND LIFE-THREATENING EVENT. MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA. -KAUAI EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY.

a cute grumpy stork-shaped white bird sitting in grass next to a flooded parking lot

a cute grumpy stork-shaped white bird sitting in grass next to a flooded parking lot

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a photo of a beach taken from a car. it’s partially obscured by a stone wall. there is a cute short tree and waxy bushes. the sky is gray today.

a photo of a beach taken from a car. it’s partially obscured by a stone wall. there is a cute short tree and waxy bushes. the sky is gray today.

two beautiful brown and black chickens with longer tail feathers than I’m familiar with. in the airport parking lot lol

two beautiful brown and black chickens with longer tail feathers than I’m familiar with. in the airport parking lot lol

I made it to kauai

there’s chickens everywhere, I’m crying

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peeing on the plane when the turbulence hits

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omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who hates that account

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it would be funny to lose jay and aaron

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it made me aware that the land was gone lol

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the tv on the plane shows a simulation of the view out the window. which seemed like a really goofy feature but interesting because it shows you what’s under the clouds

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sitting outside the quiet coffeeshop with a hot fancy drink and feeling the early morning spring sunshine hitting you full in the face has got to be one of the top ten feelings. hearing the birds and the baristas machines inside and a random lazy plane far away. good stuff

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I’m counting on you guys to make the $10 wifi worth the purchase

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aerial view of utah’s salt flats

aerial view of utah’s salt flats

salty

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a view from the air of mostly clouds but you can also see some snow capped mountains. near salt lake city

a view from the air of mostly clouds but you can also see some snow capped mountains. near salt lake city

omw to hawaii

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An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

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