operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone

I love redzone, its the premier way to watch sports at home in the history of mankind

I’m gonna have to disagree with dismantling conferences though, imagine Portland having to go to Miami for a 7 game series, then NY, then BOS; unless they shorten the season and extend out the length of series so that teams have enough time to practice, recover, and travel

Matt Eberflus getting fired on Thanksgiving

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event