not my DOJ friend getting an email asking her to report everything she did this week to prove that she's productive enough to keep her job ..

When you have a ripping stomach ache but god gives you the perfect poop to soothe you

If I was drake id just call it

I can't describe this feeling of loss (Super Bowl)

Discovering Rosalia at 23

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I'm free here

Oh to run a diner with an array of delicious drinks and sweets on Christmas Day

BODYYYY

I'm so fucking mad I google crabs holding hands and some of the first pics I got were these insanely ass AI monstrosities we are cooked

Everytime Jasbir puar picks up a pen an angle sings

I feel bad muting my friends to avoid pictures of my ex but then again I don't . It's like when ur oomf posts the scary bf you never knew they had. BOO!!

MY ZIO STUDENTS FOUND MY INSTAGRAM

mind you we exchanged texts for 3 days about a week ago

Holy shit my Twitter timeline is so rotted

Need to collect more skoomfs

Chapter title: street justice
Epigraph: Macklemore

I am embarrassed

I never realized how much hair I shed until I had only Black roommates

Cracking up

Corn has arrived at blue sky

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

This fight was so upsetting I can't get on twitter imma be sick

When are the yuriposting accounts joining blue sky

Already here

I hope they post the fight clips on here

Who got ❄️on blue sky ?

It's giving co-op