@hearteaterx4x.bsky.social I'm so sorry for having to yet contact you about YOUR wedding I swear I'll write to you tomorrow but it'd be nice if you'd remind me!!

..your son is in there!

The cake btw

The cake was pretty before someone drove into it with a car I don't know what that was about

There is a lawyer in there!

Go uhm cut the cake or something and drink and party I don't know my job is done technically

🔔LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!🔔

. . .

I now present to you our newlyweds Silly and 1x! ♡

Vested.

If you want to object just..go into that room right there

Your son is leaving without you

By the power cested in me by whatever government, and by the powe4 of your own commitment and choice within, I now pronounce you married! You may kiss!

Then go outside..?

Now..You both may put the ring onto your partners finger

..Do you want a drink with that..?

That's why I said it lmao

1x, do you take Silly to be your partner, wife, husband, I don't even know, until death?

We're gonna lock you in another room with 3 pieces of cake if that's okay

Silly, do you take 1x to be your partner, wife, husband, I don't even know, until death?

THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD

From the moment you first met eachother...to the moment when you knew your love was..real..and to the moment where you decided to make it official have all led you to this moment where it is time to give your consent in marriage.

Silly, we'll start with you

(I accidentally deleted the post I'm crying)

Now to the couple...Please hold hands to give your consent and vows if you've prepared any

And now we are at the heart of this ceremony..The part of today where everything will change. Of course you will walk away from this ceremony with the same true love and commitment as before but on a whole new level

To our guests: You are the dear and important people in these two people's lives, assembled from near and far to celebrate their union..

Today we have gathered here today to witness the moment where you two step over the threshold into the first day of the rest of your officially-declared shared life.

(Where did everyone go all of a sudden 😟)

Welcome 1x and Caviar (or Silly..) to your wedding!!

*the beloved walks down the isle I dunno*

(I'm crine is 1x the bride)

Attending omg