@thesquareball.net see Leicester have been pulled off down to League 1 after being sucked into a relegation battle. What a terrible shame…

I would love it, Helen is so unbearably full of her own importance and superiority I would love to see her pegged back! And yes Celia can buy her cows on the cheap! #TheArchers

So if there is another farm audit next year which shows no one wants to buy Helen’s stinky old cheese and the price of Angus beef has risen, presumably Helen will gracefully sell her Monty’s? 🤔 #TheArchers

She is a bit but funniest character to me! #TheArchers

I love Kate and Debbie is as relevant as Johnny these days!! Would love Kate to turn farm into a commune/wellness centre. #TheArchers

Was thinking the Aldridges are a pretty rotten lot. Brian is charming but uses his kids &family like pawns in a game to stroke his own ego, Adam is happy to keep secret plans from his siblings to inherit, Alice considered an offer to take over &Ruarhri has nearly killed someone! #TheArchers

Well I’m
happy if she is! The European trips sound lots of fun for different reasons. And to be honest the men of Ambridge are not the best selection in the world to settle down with! #TheArchers

No judging just a point of view as I like Kirsty. It’s a soap opera Annie! #TheArchers

They were the good looking party couple - always partying and drinking, sadly Alice couldn’t leave it at just the parties! Alice like many addicts obviously built up ways of fooling others from how much she was drinking. I don’t like Chris but don’t think he’s to blame at all for Alice#TheArchers

Eric is a good fun, monthly shag in a European city but think she would prefer someone who shares her interests a bit more as a long term boyfriend/partner? #TheArchers

Yes! I remember that, always wanted one! Isn’t lead singer big Leeds fan despite being a Manc?

Spot on! Rex will end up with Kirstie instead #TheArchers.

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”.

Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

Good morning my man, I will take my usual please, The Hungarian Conservative, The Fascist Morning Bugle and a bottle of diet Ribena.

As well as it depends who you take with you! If you have a relative or friend with their own health anxiety or problematic previous experience with examinations or the NHS then you might get more wound up! Stella seemed to be more stressed than anyone.! #TheArchers

I find it very difficult to judge as I don’t like Pip but I felt sorry that she may have cancer as her mum had. Everyone’s different- I ended up in hospital to be told my bowel cancer diagnosis & told to bring a family member in. I’m glad Pip is ok so I can go back to hating her! #TheArchers

Loved this! You are the sort of people that I would love to the pub with. I be laugh at all of your quick wit and the fact that you are so good at this despite not being professionals.!#TheArchers

Happy birthday you marvellous legends!

He’s an professional rugby player, public schoolboy who looks after himself and his dad a rich wine trader although probably doesn’t get any of that money at the
moment. Thinks it’s the other way round especially when Brian goes down! #TheArchers

Ooh matron! #TheArchers

Very bad loser. Decisions he moans about are exactly the ones Fernandes Casamiero & Cunha are constantly in the ears of refs to give them! What a great result!

Retired fox hounds home and home for fallen women! #TheArchers

I wouldn’t trust Brian. He won’t have spoken to his solicitor and on a whim could decide to leave everything to Debbie or the Battersea Dogs Home. #TheArchers

No he doesn’t does he, and it feels as if something bad might happen to him like having a heart attack or a stroke…#TheArchers

Trying to work out what Brian’s plan is? Does he hope Ruarrhi will ‘get over’ attempted murder then covering up while someone else goes to jail, or just keep moving him about so he effectively doesn’t talk to anyone else in the village? #TheArchers

So we have bad tempered charmless Carol appearing in the show now joined by the greedy charmless dad of Tracy! #TheArchers

One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

Happy anniversary! 37 years is very good!

I know it’s hard for them to break the news but they all looked so serious, I knew it had to be really bad and it was! Still had to ask them to confirm which stage it was although I sort of worked it out…😬

It’s very difficult and very different for each person to process. I got diagnosis after ending up in hospital thinking I had appendicitis- the hospital asked me to bring a family member in to hear news, so I didn’t have much choice. Pips at stage 1, hopefully it’s only a cyst. #TheArchers