Naked sprouts are far far nicer than naked carrots

a photo of a black and white cat poking her head out from a christmas tree

Merry Christmas from Lottie and her people 😻

A great thing about capitalism is that creating something a lot of children like, Minecraft, Harry Potter or in this case Roblox enables you to massively boost (far) right politics.

the simpsons meme where ralph is saying "(chuckles) im in danger" but baby jesus is overlayed over ralph and danger has been changed to manger.

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

Changed my pfp to reflect what xmas is like living with Gremlin Hughes

Full solidarity

photo of a black and white tuxedo cat asleep with her little tongue sticking out in a blep

IS LOTTIE IN THE SINK?

No (13-12-2025, 11:39)

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

iirc he has said terfy shit himself too

what of it

one for the british political shitposters in there

A screenshot from twitter trending topics, showing Poppy with 30k posts, followed by Sharia Law, with 59k posts

This country is the worst

Don’t all these problems go away if universities stop being businesses?

BBC managing to find the one shot of Gaza that still has buildings for its footage this morning. 5% spent on that, 95% spent on Israeli’s waving victory flags

This is just it. They’re privileged enough to know that if it doesn’t work out they won’t be disadvantaged by the consequences of their right wing political turn, but they will have made themselves desirable to a string of corporates who will offer rather lovely consulting positions.

Ensuring people’s needs are met is an essential part of supporting their mental health problems. It’s not either/or. This country just thrives on punishing people.

Surely Britain is where the kids who get sucked into the machines because they’re dickheads go.

It really, really sucks that so many people were right about this from day one but everyone called them cranks and now it’s too late

When the camera turns round though 🥲

We’re a country fuelled by spite. Individual happiness only possible with the knowledge someone else is being made to suffer for having the temerity to exist. All that’s changed is the politeness that used to hide it reasonably well.

“This is all the fault of Brexit” is the liberal equivalent of “stop the boats”

Screenshot from Twitter showing 3 trending topics. Mandatory McSweeney Venom

okay you don't have to be so literal about the last few years

I’m a Your Party Membership Portal and so is my wife

ngl probably the best exchange I’ve seen during this whole thing

Screenshot of 3 tweets 1. From Jamie Driscoll with images of a statement about Your Party 2. A person called Julia saying “Just in Tesco car park, will read this later” 3. A person called Calumn saying “That seems sensible, take your time there’s no rush.”

Incredible posting happening on twitter

I’m being such a curtain twitcher

Not Dion Dublin filming stairs leading up to the bedrooms next door 😲