I know that fraud Silver ain’t piping up

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

13 seasons of Poirot now on Netflix

Happy birthday!!

Metroid Prime 4 Thoughts Metroid Prime 4 Thoughts tl;dr 9/10, 2nd best Prime game, 6th best Metroid overall, we’re so back MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE GAME OBVIOUSLY The Vibes This game feels like Retro put Prime 1, ...

My thoughts on Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. It’s excellent. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

100% items and scans first try babyyyyyyy

9/10, 2nd best Prime game, 5th best Metroid overall, we’re so back

(Spoiler for endgame suit in the photo)

8 years, 5 months, and 21 days.

Since Metroid Prime 4 was announced, I have started university, failed for two years, changed courses, graduated after 3 more years, become a streamer, met my future wife, married her, and helped her move from the USA to the UK.

Now it’s here.

The Bluesky age verification website is so fucking awful that I, a 26 year old man, cannot use my own face to verify my age. Guess I’m not using Bluesky again seeing as they clearly don’t want me to.

You ever think about how 9/11 was on a Tuesday? Wild

Metroid Prime 4 box art revealed

Reggie what the hell

Is Metroid Prime 4 out yet? Can I play Metroid Prime 4? Is Metroid Prime 4 available? Has Metroid Prime 4 released?

I like Nintendo game

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

Streamer (allegedly)

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

They should invent a bottom burger bun that covers the whole burger while you eat it

Okay I’ve thought of an actual problem with this app that Twitter does better: I shouldn’t be able to see quotes of posts by people I’ve blocked if I can’t see the post being quoted. Either let me view that post, or don’t show me the quote post at all.

This is all well and good, but where do I find all the bad posts being dunked on for clout? I wanna laugh at some morons

Me rewatching the leaked Daredevil trailer again and again

reminder of the time john prescott was given a state banquet on a trip to Beijing and then told them it wasn’t as good as Mr Chu’s in Hull

(source: hull daily mail)

A kid came to my door and said "Hawk Tuah treat on that Thang"?????

Image of Walter White with text overlayed that reads “The Walter White fandom is dying. Repost if you’re a true white supremacist.”

Just had a terrifying dream and woke up frantically searching “Colby Minifie Amazon rap” just to verify it wasn’t real

nintendo please add bluesky media sharing it would be so funny

In order to see them, however, you will need to subscribe to the labeller

@pronouns.adorable.mom

Yes please!

My new cunning ploy to acquire likes and fame: cat with toe beans

Ladies and gentlemen:

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