I always act a fool in the cheese aisle

Scandals of the Grant administration - Wikipedia

Grant was one of my favorite biographies to read in elementary school, I even wrote a book report about it, but the author spent a bunch of time on wartime heroics and not much at all on his laundry list of graft and corruption lol. Even has its own Wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandal...

Oof

Wait you took this?

I’m choosing to believe this was done ironically

Where’s Sterling Pooper when we need her I mean c’mon

tc

My daughters love those videos, especially the airplane one

Wow I can’t believe you’re in favor of murdering the best American author of the twentieth century

What do boys smell like

Times AREN’T arbitrary, is the thing. The local solar zenith being noon is how everything was forever. the ~15° of longitude that define each time zone will contain a point line along which that is true (hence ‘mean’ time). society should simply do everything 1 hour earlier year round

One of the best things about March is I can stop using my mental daylight optimization strategies, and just… go for a walk when I feel like it

in the 80’s my parents were part of a non-denominational church called something like the ‘Agape Fellowship’, and their church leader softball team photo featured all the players with their mouths wide open

¡K!

Does she not have any other notes

*cue

"… it was said,
You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.
But I say to you, love your enemies,
and pray for those who persecute you,
that you may be children of your heavenly Father,
for he makes his sun rise on the bad and the good,
and causes rain to fall on the just and the unjust.”

The only way to have them all clean at once is to strip the kids naked while you do the wash

Logging off for Lent. I leave you with the most viral post I ever made, from a much different life.

But I told that kid a hundred times, "Don't take the Lakes for granted
They go from calm to a hundred knots so fast they seem enchanted"
But tonight, some red-eyed Wiarton girl lies staring at the wall
And her lover's gone into a white squall

the HOMES is my home Kev 😉

Stan Rogers - White Squall - Live 1981, Owen Sound Folk Festival YouTube video by Lake Huron

youtu.be/pRtO3vfUbPY?...

Jake the answer is obvious, we need to go in together on a Great Lakes boat, sail the Unsalted Seas

Anyone available to crush me like a little bug?

Small towns without instruments will be “left behind” and “overrun with pool halls”, says musical instrument salesman.

blink-182 supposedly came up with an idea for audio signatures which would geolocate Saddam and then they presented it to an Admiral and it was used

not quite “damn the man”

My back muscles are spasming out their response

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it‘s when the English attempt to subjugate literally everyone else and then try to pretend like that phase is over lol