He looks like a wax figure someone left by a window

Time genuinely doesn’t exist within those 4 walls.

Name another place you can go shoulder to shoulder, slamming beer and wings with someone having their morning latte, and neither party blinks an eye.

“Dugdale” is a weapons-grade English name

This post escalated quickly

Low key seems like a shot at Oman as well unless they just didn’t care about the names the AI generated

That’s solid flip tbh

RIP Beacon and Mass Ave bodega cat (might still be alive but this was a decade ago)

Would cruise up to absolutely anyone in an aisle and get some good rubs in. Top shelf kitty.

This guy absolutely tells his friends “it’s like Tron!”

“I gave up my job and turned myself into a home cleaning baby machine because Brylcreem needed to hit their quarterly numbers.”

lol

This is a diabolical burn lol

Zero percent chance Trump would know that it’s Duct Tape and not Duck Tape

If marine hungry, marine angry, marine fight better.

For the love of god, don’t feed it Enrons data.

It’s an absolute rout, too.

How many times can you fit “David Spade and Theo Von” on a movie poster.

Let’s find out.

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I work behind a computer screen in Boston and reading this has me in this vibe

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Live look at Trump opening and closing the strait every 10 minutes

They might fire someone, but neither would EVER post something like this while doing so.

Taking a pic with him to post while you evicerate/fire him is DIABOLICAL lol love it

Where was she before? Off the coast of Chile is a hell of a hike from anywhere

Still less obnoxious than 99.999% of the other people at Coachella

What’s the Nimitz doin way down there?

Bro was built for a soul patch

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