It’s a pussy eat pussy world out there

Oh looks like we're back up now that most of it is [REDACTED]

Oooh okay

Oh I was gonna do a "Harley finally gets away from unnamed ex who's a real silly guy and takes her best friend pam and they fall in love"

This is why I'm not posting my side-project on Patreon. Gotta be real careful these days when you're trying to be queer on the Internet.

Unironically Wes Anderson Flash. He is the only character that moves throughout the whole film and it takes us through one second of him waiting in the doctor's office

Nature documentary Swamp Thing. Mixed reality with Swamp Thing himself doing the voiceover and making appearances throughout to interact with the wildlife and occasionally murder a hunter.

Fuck I meant the fugitive, I'm eepy

Okay but imagine like a mockumentary where jimmy olsen goes to look for this mysterious Merman and he’s being helped by local fisherman arthur curry who’s constantly just trying to keep a straight face

The next Deadpool should be Fear and Loathing inspired but feature Lady Death as his driving companion. "You can turn your back on a person but never turn your back on an angry goddess of death."

The drugs are replaced by reality bending distortions in the timeline.

I have so many ideas for these too. Fuck you could do a really fun The Witness with an amnesiac John Jones

That’s the other thing of course.
Every movie had to make a trillion dollars. Just invest less in smaller projects!!!

Okay but imagine like a mockumentary where jimmy olsen goes to look for this mysterious Merman and he’s being helped by local fisherman arthur curry who’s constantly just trying to keep a straight face

Oh shit belated happy birthday

The right: falling birthrates are causing a white replacement!

Also the right, somehow: we can’t let them find out about sex

It's because it was a public article

The argument ofc is that it's not behind a paywall and therefore "public"

WEIRD HOW THAT HAPPENS

I said like 8 years ago that the way to solve superhero movies was by making them into genre flicks instead of trying to turn each of them into an Avengers movie and now that we have noir crime thriller Batman and horror Clayface I can't wait for lesbian road trip Harley and mockumentary Aquaman

I'm gonna put the original back up behind a paywall at some point which is the requirement I believe

I think I might be gay

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

You should send a complaint to Patreon lol

Holy shit

how does one get paid for putting an ai in charge and then sitting back to do nothing? cos, uh, that seems like you are not, in fact, doing your job. like, at all. 🧐

Same!

"I was bullied for being left handed as a child so we should kill all lefties at birth" is an insane kind of brainworm to have

Oh yeah there's a reason I went into linguistics

God what I would give to be a voice in an official warhammer thing

Yeah! I was considering including it but there's not a lot of names directly derived from it by comparison