I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

You said it.

Honorable mention for Big Stu - that effort to catch Marcus Smith gave every defensive fan a grin

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Canadian curlers accuse Sweden of improper filming in Olympic venue after cheating allegations Canada fires back after video emerges of alleged hog line violation

@rodger.bsky.social nationalpost.com/sports/olymp... the beef keeps beefing

Probably something in Italy’s line speed not being what it was in the first half making it easier for Ireland to play through the hands

Return of the King extended edition corrected post, all the homies hate Denethor

Meanwhile Wimbledon, Southampton, Leeds, and Forest have all spent years in the doldrums, with varying amounts of success. If City go down for 115+ charges, they’d likely bounce back up due to finances, not due to club size. Curious on your thoughts on how relegation could test the size of a club.

@footballramble.bsky.social thinking about the mailbag question on criteria for a big club, an interesting litmus test might be relegation. River Plate, Rangers, Bayern, and Juventus have all been relegated for nefarious activities or poor financial management, but bounced right back.

[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?

@footballramble.bsky.social listening to yesterday’s mailbag, on the topic of “love or football” please enjoy this excellent flag from Red Devils DC, the Washington, D.C. United supporters club. William Witt might listen to it.

Could have sworn Delaware plays tomorrow

Live look at the Committee rn

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

Missed opportunity to make the top 10 all Groundhog Day

how is Georgia Tech vs Pitt *not* on the CW

@sickoscommittee.org seems suspicious

Juan Bernabe eat your heart out

Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre Andrew Harding Paris correspondent, at the scene

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Buddy cop comedy of Poirot, Benoit Blanc, and Clouseau when

Hunt continues for thieves after priceless jewels stolen in heist at Louvre museum in Paris - live updates France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati says the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.

Reading the BBC live updates on the Louvre jewel heist in reverse chronological order is a wonderful time you can have right now www.bbc.com/news/live/c6...

@sickoscommittee.org check out what just happened in UVA vs Wash State oh boy

how much would it cost?
"the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"
around what time will he be back?
"did you not just hear me?"

Rest In Peace, Sister Jean. You brought love and joy to millions.

James Franklin made it to Dublin just in time to do end game management for Kevin O’Connell and Mike Tomlin

@footballramble.bsky.social a little late to the party, but in response to “what would you steal from a football ground?” on the mailbag, I present to you: In August 2019, Legia fans pulled off one of the funniest football pranks I’ve seen. I would love to nick their Pope banner.

Diego Pavia has entered the chat

In which the term "¡El Assico!" made its nytimes.com debut

Can’t believe I missed the last edition of the OG watch grid last week but shoutout to Jason for putting in the work for the best part of a decade, I’ll miss it for reasons that I don’t understand. Appreciate the history and religion lessons for evermore, though.